Ask Lyra

Oh no please don't leave! We're simply paying homage to the one who makes our lives bearable. We're the voices in Types head, and his arguments with you are the highlight of our dull existence.

Anonymous

Yeah. That’s not how anything works. You watch too much anime.

Lyra? Please shut up. Type's off his rocker, again, because of you.

the-shady-bacon

Then, as his friend, you should take him somewhere he can get some help.

The hospital has security, he’ll be safe there until the staff psychologist comes in tomorrow to help him.

If you want to blame me, fine. But it’s not going to help him.

I try not to get involved in personal matters such as this unless requested to but I can't stand to see this..
Perhaps it would be best to just ignore Typewryter completely..

wraithtwoey-deactivated20120401

And where does that end? If we both go to the same event, one of us has to leave?

I’m not letting him take control of my life.

Thanks Lyra we couldn't have done it without you.

Anonymous

I don’t know what you’re talking about… Just leave me alone if you’re not going to actually say anything.

You again?

I saw your little exchange with Marty. Is that what this is about? Because I don’t think you’re a good pony? Is that why I spent last night on the floor in a drunken stupor?! Too wasted to even get into bed?! Crying myself to sleep from a life of nightmares I couldn’t hold back?!

You’re not a good pony!

YOU’RE TORTURING ME!!

I just wanted to say that your lyre recording of the undersea palace theme of CT is so amazing, really really good! Thank you for sharing! I'm incredibly impressed. ^^

triceratopper

Really? Thank you so much!

It could have been a lot better, but I didn’t really have enough time to grab Gilda or Mint to help me record.

Still, thank you!

from that little out burst on type make that seem, untrue.

Anonymous

Bon-Bon just tries to live her life, she doesn’t make herself out to be some bastion of light in a dark land. She’s just a regular mare.

Fluttershy did in fact implode when I accidentally spilled "Extract of Sour" into her tomato soup a few years back.

It was a sight to behold!

askangeltherabbit-deactivated20

I think you’re pulling my leg.

But it’s nice to see you posting again, little guy!

I wish. I'll try to look it up. If I find it, I'll submit it to you.

daixxiii-deactivated20111025

Oh…

Well, if you do, or if anypony does, I’d tots drop what I was doing to leap on that! That’s one of my all time favorites of any kind of music!

Hi!: hoppie-glitter: asklyra: I’ve mentioned before that I play City of... »

ask-twilight:

hoppie-glitter:
asklyra:
I’ve mentioned before that I play City of Pony.
Well, I just read about a bunch of the new stuff that’s going to come out once Issue 21 launches and the game becomes free-to-play. Wow, some awesome stuff is on it’s way!
Sorry, no questions leave me with…
It’s becoming F2P!?

Yes, when Freedom launches in a month or two. From level 1 all the way to 50.

hoppie-glitter:

asklyra:
I’ve mentioned before that I play City of Pony.
Well, I just read about a bunch of the new stuff that’s going to come out once Issue 21 launches and the game becomes free-to-play. Wow, some awesome stuff is on it’s way!
Sorry, no questions leave me with nothing to post about.
((former member of the Legion of Catgirls here, though can’t remember what branch and server :(, yeah I heard about the free to play can’t wait ^^))

I remember hearing about that SG a lot on the forums.

oh, little lyra does have a dark side in her. and i bet you don't acually care about bonbon either

Anonymous

I love Bon-Bon like the sister I have no idea whether or not I have.

Do you think Typewriter made that story up to make you feel bad for him?

Also, have you ever tried playing "The Synapse" on your Lyre?

daixxiii-deactivated20111025

It doesn’t matter to me. At the end of the day, it’s his life not mine.

The Synapse? Let me Yahoof that…

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I’m not getting anything I recognize. Let me to go ponytube.

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Deus Ex?! Oh my Celles! I would love to! Do you have the sheet music?!

I am sick of hearing you talk about my morals, about my beliefs, about what I do with my life. You don’t know me. You haven’t even TRIED to get to know me. You tell me that I don’t know the hardships of life? My parents were taken from me when I was six days old. I was raised by my grandfather. For the first year, he was only distant. On my first birthday, training began. He taught me to write. He taught me the languages I know. He never showed love. He never showed pride. The only kindness I received was when he decided to be merciful in a punishment. When I failed at any aspect of my training, I was beaten. If I disappointed him, I was beaten, if he was bored, I was beaten. Ever. Single. Day. If I made him angry enough, I spent the night in a coffin. A coffin. Almost every night. Until I was sixteen. Then he threw me out. My first and only friend was a bird. Then I met Windy ride, my first pony friend. My first Love. I watched her die; torn apart by a trio of griffons. I left her to die, I ran like a coward. Ever since, I have tried to be a good pony. That is my goal, Lyra. Not Happiness, not survival. When I wake up, My goal is to look myself in the mirror before bed. There are nights when I cannot. I have risked AND LOST my life and limbs to be a good pony. I live ONLY to help others. I fight through the pain and the voices every day to help other ponies. So don’t you EVER tell me that I do not know about hardship again.

You are not the only one that had a hard life.

typeandprint-deactivated2012012

Tell your sob story to somepony else. Because all I’m hearing is that you were safe until you grew up. Beaten, but in no real danger.

You reached adulthood with a free ride that I never got, and the training to defend yourself that I never got. After that, you screwed up your own life. Deal with it, and stay out of mine.

You’re looking in the wrong eyes if you’re expecting sympathy, Hero, ‘cause this mare had to play the villain far too long to care.

60 plays

This is in celebration of my one thousandth post, which took place earlier today!

Like I said before, it’s nothing big. It’s just me and my lyre.