Pregnancies don’t take place over a day, Flapper. I’d have had to be zonked out for months! And I could have only wished for a fortune like that.

Doesn’t twenty-three in human years translate into four in equine years?

…

Answer me meta powers! This is kinda important!

I don’t understand why he would lie… But there’s no way I’m your mother! That’s not exactly an event a lady would miss out on!

I’m confused…

Edit: How old are you?

T-… That doesn’t make any sense! I’ve only even met him once, and not even in face-to-face!

Are you telling the truth? Why would he say that?

Who is your dad? You’re the first shapeshifter I’ve ever actually met.

No Flapper, I’m not your biological mother. That isn’t possible for a number of reasons.

Nevermind that we only met a short while ago, or that I’ve never given birth, you’re a shapeshifter. We’re completely different species.

Why would you think I’m your mother?

ask-twilight:

asklyra:

ask-twilight

replied to your

post

:

What song best describes your personality?

You could have gone for Spoonman.

That would have been a blatant lie.

Is that another joke on my name?

Lyra… Spoon… 

Uh, no, I don’t think so. 

Unless I’m missing something…

I meant the lying part.

I figured it was too obtuse, but I never know with you. You like to think twelve steps ahead on a ten step process.

You could have gone for Spoonman.

That would have been a blatent lie.

Is that another joke on my name?

Yes. This isn’t a junior high literature class and that meaning is archaic in present-day society.

The only thing I can think of that I’d let slide is the literary location, Hell, And only if the conversation was literary in nature. Telling someone to go there isn’t okay in my book.

Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden

Sorry if you were expecting something more upbeat.

askalula:

I’m out of questions currently everypony! I’ll definitely keep doodling on my blog until I get some more though. I know I can’t expect too many questions from my current following, but hopefully, I can find a way to gain more followers. Be sure to show your friends my blog. Thanks everypony!

Drawblog need questions badly.

I didn’t ask! How many times do I have to say it?!

Oh!

I… Um…

askgildagriffon:

asklyra:

ask-twilight:

Here coooooomes theeeee razor’s eeeeddddgggeeeee

Uh… never mind.

Alternately.

Why Don’t You Have Your Own Radio Show Lyra?

Pfft. It would suck, that’s why.

Aw, did you want to listen to some metal right now? Tough, I want to listen to some upbeat ska. You wanted ska? Nope, grunge!

Plus… I’d probably sound terrible and couldn’t get a straight thought out as a host.

ask-twilight:

asklyra:

arcel-sorm reblogged this from ask-twilight and added:

Still don’t get why she uses gimp when she first puts it in paint anyway…. o.o

Gimp creates a more soft-edge line than the razor-edge paint causes.

Here coooooomes theeeee razor’s eeeeddddgggeeeee

Uh… never mind.

Alternately.

arcel-sorm reblogged this from ask-twilight and added:

Still don’t get why she uses gimp when she first puts it in paint anyway…. o.o

Gimp creates a more soft-edge line than the razor-edge paint causes.