Uh… make sure you’re calm about it and choose your words well. He is a god, after all.
It’s alright Flapper. I mean, I’d believe him too if I were you.
I don’t accept that… It just doesn’t add up! Like one pony plus hundreds of apple trees!
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I hate saying things I don’t understand…
What is this? GILDA! This doesn’t rock hard enough!
What Are You Talking About, Didn’t You Hear Those Guitars!
A Song Doesn’t Have To Be Fast To Rock Hard.
Right, right! Rocking out isn’t all just solos and screeching guitars!
I’ve made quite a bit of progress tonight. Not done yet, but should be soon. Just need to get Gilda here again for a few edits.
I am 5 years old.
Pregnancies don’t take place over a day, Flapper. I’d have had to be zonked out for months! And I could have only wished for a fortune like that.
Doesn’t twenty-three in human years translate into four in equine years?
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Answer me meta powers! This is kinda important!
I don’t understand why he would lie… But there’s no way I’m your mother! That’s not exactly an event a lady would miss out on!
I’m confused…
Edit: How old are you?
T-… That doesn’t make any sense! I’ve only even met him once, and not even in face-to-face!
Are you telling the truth? Why would he say that?
Who is your dad? You’re the first shapeshifter I’ve ever actually met.
No Flapper, I’m not your biological mother. That isn’t possible for a number of reasons.
Nevermind that we only met a short while ago, or that I’ve never given birth, you’re a shapeshifter. We’re completely different species.
Why would you think I’m your mother?
ask-twilightreplied to yourpost:What song best describes your personality?You could have gone for Spoonman.That would have been a blatant lie.
Is that another joke on my name?
Lyra… Spoon…
Uh, no, I don’t think so.
Unless I’m missing something…
I meant the lying part.
I figured it was too obtuse, but I never know with you. You like to think twelve steps ahead on a ten step process.
You could have gone for Spoonman.
That would have been a blatent lie.
Is that another joke on my name?

