Ask Lyra

never said it was, just that they try 'cause i know they will never get close

Anonymous

But you laughed, and it’s not a laughable matter.

It may not have happened yet, but it could one day. And that’s not okay. Even Rainbow Dash is mortal.

Really? How did this happen? The same way it did for the pony with twin alicorns?

daixxiii-deactivated20111025

He’s not my son! It never happened!

I heard rumors that Bon-Bon occasionally force feeds you, is that true?

treasurehunterchikorita-blo-blog

Audible sigh…

Specifically.

hehe anons try to rape rainbow dash but they never get to her

Anonymous

That’s not funny.

I mean, it’s great that they can’t get to her. But there’s nothing funny about rape.

LYRA, do you play minecraft?

Anonymous

I dabble now and again.

There isn’t really anything to do right now, though. I’m waiting for that Adventure Update.

askcoffeeseer replied to your post: How was your day, and how did it feel learning that you had offspring without knowing?

….? Lyra, is something wrong?

Galaxiour told Flapper I’m his mother. Ordinarily I wouldn’t care, but Flapper seems sort of lost sometimes. It’s not fair to him. Or it… I’m not one hundred percent on that last part.

You're starting to confuse me.. I-I'll just tell daddy he's mistaken then?

askaflapper-deactivated20111004

Uh… make sure you’re calm about it and choose your words well. He is a god, after all.

I'll talk to you again later, Lyra, and sorry for troubling you like that. Right now, I'm going back to Dad to tell him that he was wrong.

askaflapper-deactivated20111004

It’s alright Flapper. I mean, I’d believe him too if I were you.

How was your day, and how did it feel learning that you had offspring without knowing?

theblackstrawberry

I don’t accept that… It just doesn’t add up! Like one pony plus hundreds of apple trees!

…

I hate saying things I don’t understand…

askgildagriffon:

askscoots:
askgildagriffon:
Todays Awesome Music Pick.
What is this? GILDA! This doesn’t rock hard enough!
What Are You Talking About, Didn’t You Hear Those Guitars!
A Song Doesn’t Have To Be Fast To Rock Hard.

Right, right! Rocking out isn’t all just solos and screeching guitars!

I wish I had a cooler with my cutie mark on it.

That would be so radical.

For Twilight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf-1HQnr-ec&feature=player_detailpage#t=302s

Good night!

I’ve made quite a bit of progress tonight. Not done yet, but should be soon. Just need to get Gilda here again for a few edits.

But you didn't miss out on it! Dad said that you probably wouldn't remember since you lost your memories on that day.

I am 5 years old.

askaflapper-deactivated20111004

Pregnancies don’t take place over a day, Flapper. I’d have had to be zonked out for months! And I could have only wished for a fortune like that.

Doesn’t twenty-three in human years translate into four in equine years?

…

Answer me meta powers! This is kinda important!

'm telling the truth. I was actually quite shocked to find out that you were my biological mom, especially since we've only recently became friends. He told me because he wanted me to know the truth, after having kept it hidden from me all my life. Until now, I had always thought that mom had died in childbirth when I was born, that's what Dad told me, but- *sniff* it's great to finally meet you, Mom!

askaflapper-deactivated20111004

I don’t understand why he would lie… But there’s no way I’m your mother! That’s not exactly an event a lady would miss out on!

I’m confused…

Edit: How old are you?