1) Even if I started this tumblr obsessed with hands, don’t you think messages like this would have gotten old after THREE YEARS?!
2) I already did that. You can find it here!
3) Hmm. That would have been interesting!
4) Those dragons are a joke. All you have to do is get in their face and walk around their aimless stomping. But yeah, when I first ran into them they burned me up too. Literally.
I think Demon of Song was my favorite.
5) Shaq is banned from tournaments.
6) In truth, it was awful. Worst shift I’ve ever done. But that’s past Lyra’s problem now.
7) Well, I need the money. And I don’t hate the job.
8) Uh huh. Not sure I’m following your current train-of-thought, but okay.
1) I’ve had to wait considerable amounts of time too, but never consistently.
Eh. I’ve heard worse.
2) I love lasagna! You’re pretty cool too, though.
3) Haha-! You’ll pay for your own drink or use a water fountain.
I know. But I guess I should look more into it. I mean, I can’t look like but so much of a dork playing Warframe. I’m pretty good at that one (mostly because it’s not hard).
4) I don’t like horror games, but it seems… like something. Like the kind of thing that you can’t take seriously, but would still probably scare the pee out of you.
We don’t have animatronics, so…
5) Lyra: Strawberry, do you come over to see me or the help?
Bon-Bon: Hey!
Tootsie: Hey! … I don’t get it.
1) Which is strange. I only saw it once. It looked kind of out of place, though. Like if you stuck one of those overly detailed pictures into real life.
2) Now that I think about it, I think you actually said that to me and I was all “What the [omitted]? That was drawn by a child!”
3) No I’m not. See? I just got two!
—
And as an added bonus!
You sure are, Bbz.
1) Ouch… That’s a long time to have to wait consistently. And if I ever need to carry a bunch of stuff, we have a wagon.
I had the first one for over a year, the second one for close to a year, and then the patch for only a month or two. Oh! Did you know asksirlintalot messaged me after I switched to the patch he drew and asked if I wanted a custom one on a larger resolution? I was so taken back! I wanted to say yes, but I already had planned to switch to the fourth one (I had already seen the sketch), so I declined.
2) Yeah, I know I’m not supposed to [omitted] swear. We had a Celestia [omitted] swear jar briefly, but I threw that mother [omitted] piece of [omitted] out the Celestia [omitted] window after the first five [omitted] minutes. Because [omitted] that [omitted] in the [omitted] [omitted]. [Omitted] it up and down and on its face!
Oh, and this just makes me think of this.
3) Tootsie: She’s so cool! She’s smart! And a princess! And she fired a huge laser! It was all Bzz-Oooom! She saved everypony with her friends! And that’s why she lives in a castle now!
4) Uh… If you say so buddy.
1) Everything is possible! I mean, Marty McFly came here once. And your world has 3d printers! Surely you can find a way!
No whining, Mr. Bbz.
2) Pretty sure Tootsie never looked up to me to begin with.
3) Pfft. Like she’d ever bother checking this thing.
4) I am! Hell is a widely accepted mythological location! Just like Hel is both a location and an individual.
5) Clever stud.
I didn’t strike a nerve at some point, did I?
1) Golly. It’s almost like you think memes are a bad thing.
2) You don’t think it’s adorable?
3) An actual avatar. Designed to be an avatar. My old avatar was a cropped panel of a comic.
4) This would all sound a lot more genuine if you were even around back when I changed from my first avatar to my second. That was a huge leap in style and tone.
5) Well, as per your requirements, I don’t have nine thousand followers. I don’t get a hundred likes on a post in two minutes (or ever). I don’t get posts on tumblr pony confessions (thank Celestia). Basically nopony knows me. And I pretty much only get fanart from, like, three ponies. Most of it from you.
But I got all the rest of those things down pat!
6) Is that not typical school-age pony behavior?
sexxi-bbz:
llllllYLLLYRA!!! DID YOU JUST..
YOU..
YOU HAVE USED PROFANITY??!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???
One day I need to take you to a bar so you can meet the real, not-running-a-tumblr-intended-for-all-ages, Lyra.
But no seriously I sent that dictionary. It cost like three bits. If you didn’t get it I’m gonna start roughing up some postal workers.
1) Ponies just hoping against hope, I guess.
Congratulations, though! I never got that far.
2) Tootsie: I like playing! And talking! And running! And jumping! And I probably ask too many questions, but I just want to know!
3) Since I have no intention of watching it, I watched a review. The guy didn’t care for it much (Caution: Strong language).
4) I sort of miss the old ponization that localization companies used to blindly enforce over here. I so wanted to headbutt that giant rat in the face with my horn.
Yes, but generally the added damage that the help provides will far outweigh the boss’s extra health.
Lyra: Well, we talked it over with her mother-
Bon-Bon: And with careful supervision-
Lyra: I’d like welcome the newest question answerer to AskLyra: Tootsie!
[Pause]
Lyra: I mean Liza!
Liza: Thank you! It’s an honor to officially join in!
Lyra: Looking at the screen though, you don’t think maybe I could just call you Tootsie on the computer, do you? Liza and Lyra look an awful-lot alike.
Tootsie?: Hmm… I’ll think about it.
1) Lyra: Well?
Bon-Bon: Eh.
Tootsie: PaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2) Me neither…
1) If you’ve having the same trouble I did (after I finally figured out how to kill the adds on a melee character), it’s with its headbutt. I could never I-frame through it head-on. I found that you have to run to one side and roll perpendicular to its charge.
If it makes you feel better, you have to solo it. So you’re not at any disadvantage playing offline.
2) Outside of concept art and a toy, I’ve only seen a side view. And… he looks okay to me. Splinter always looked a little weird live-action.
You know, I’m usually pretty cynical when it comes to “negative publicity” (that 9/11 poster was completely intentional to keep media coverage up, and that’s despicable), but I didn’t make that connection. It makes perfect sense, though.
3) Okay. Enjoy!
4) Um… No? … No~… No.
Sorry, Strawberry, but B really doesn’t like much of anypony. I mean, he only really tolerates Krastos. How do you even do that? How do you not like Krastos? He’s so nice!
…
5) Scientists can’t decide if this is due to increased humidity making the air feel heavier, or cold and dry weather making the air literally heavier.
Some believe it may even be the askbox’s vertical location, relative to sea level.
[Door open]
Ribbon: Oh.
Lyra: Nice to see you too.
Ribbon: Bon-Bon isn’t here?
Lyra: Not right now.
Ribbon: Well, I’m here for Tootsie.
Lyra: I figured. She’s cleaning up some toys.
Ribbon: I see.
[Lengthy pause]
Ribbon: So… How much time have you spent with my daughter?
Lyra: Little to none.
Ribbon: … Really?
Lyra: Ask her yourself.
Ribbon: I’m… Just a little surprised, is all.
Lyra: Believe it or not, I do try to adhere to your wishes regarding Tootsie. She’s your daughter; not mine. I’m not going to disobey you just for petty revenge.
Ribbon: That’s… very admirable of you.
Lyra: I still have a sense of honor. I still try to respect the opinions of others.
Ribbon: Valuable virtues to instill in future generations… I suppose my husband was right again.
Lyra: Listen. We’ve both said some things to each other that could probably have been worded better. If you’re willing to let all of this go, so am I.
Ribbon: … I’m… sorry.
Lyra: I’m sorry too. Hug?
Ribbon: Let’s just stick to cordial conversation and go from there.
Lyra: Fair enough.
Liza: I’m ready!
Ribbon: Oh, Tootsie! It’s good to see you again. Let us be off.
Liza: Bye, Lyra!
Lyra: Have a good one, Liza!
