Meanwhile in Lyra’s secret underwater abode

Um… That’s… How does that sofa even work?
when did you last receive a message from me?
I'm sorry to say, I just got a call, one of my friends is in dire need of help! So I must go help him right now! It was nice hanging out with you~ my favorite pony!
Alright! Not sure how that could be have been anything but torture, but good luck! Hope your friend is alright!
It doesn’t even sound like music until I get it down right!
I don't understand why everypony thinks you and Bon-Bon are dating. Why can't you two just be good friends? Because that's all you are, right?

Anonymous
I don’t know either.
But yes, we are just close friends and roommates.
*peers over your shoulder*
Alright alright! Nosy! I’m getting back to work!
How in Equestria you find me practicing interesting is beyond me.
Lyra, will I see you next Tuesday?

Anonymous
I have no idea.
I don’t even know who you are!
Tact.
I can lead a pony to water, but I’m not going to dunk your head in.
I’d like to believe that, but every time you swear in an ask you give me extra work.
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Anonymous
That’s a perfectly acceptable thing to ask an orphan, thanks for that.
He’s probably dead.
And just so this isn’t a completely downer answer, I do like that movie.
I’ve replied to the ones from you I got, sorry.
The attractive pony I saw walking down the street! What do I say? -walks up- Hi! Im moonlight cross! -Moonlight Cross
Is this some kind of reference? I don’t get it.
Hey Lyra. I'm at my cafe, and there is this giant fluffy white dog here! He followed me here cause I offered him some food, and he had these chains all over him, and I fed him and then they disappeared. Thats not normal is it? I have never had a dog as a pet before.
Can he talk? If he can talk I’m pretty sure that’s the god of winter or something. At least that’s what he told me.
"I barely talk to anypony!" Pony.. PLEEEEEASE you talk with almost ALL! >_<' And i'm not offended but i can get when somepony is always trying to evade me!!
Rainbow Dash, I answer messages that are sent to me! You’re the one that hardly ever talks to me!