
Anonymous
Oh yes. You’re all terrible lovers too, and penniless bums.
And you smell.
I think I’m enjoying this too much.

askcarrottop replied to your
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askcarrottop replied to your post: Well, I’ve got…That’s good against one or two anons, but say, 5? Wouldn’t work. They’d outnumber me.
Rule of RPGs, Carrot Top: Don’t try to fight them all at once, single a target out until they’re down!
Or, you know, you could be realistic and beat one, then use its body as a shield.
Don't go through with it. Anons are terrible at supporting a family.
I know, they’re liable to just up and disappear for days on end with no excuse.
Well, I've got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!

Anonymous
Spectacular.
I’m sure you won’t mind paying for my food, insurance, medical. Hey! Why don’t I just retire and stay at home all day on tumblr while you work for the both of us and still don’t get any! After all, I’m a magical unicorn, I could beat the poop out of you if you dare refuse any whimsy that happens to cross my mind!
I get the strangest sense that you didn’t think this through.
The waifu thing is unfunny enough. If you’re going to start making it a chore to respond to these, I’m just going to start deleting them.
If I had a bit for every time I’ve had to censor an anon…
Are you going to help me now, or not?

Anonymous
I have no idea to what you refer…
Any pony out there that can just talk normal? Dialogs start at the beginning, not the middle.

Anonymous
I remember a time when I could just direct you to Twilight…
Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca

Anonymous
Look, you know I only speak Unified Equestrian. Can’t you just ask in that language, or toss that through a translator?

Anonymous
She stays alo~ne.
Never sheds a single tear~!
Edit: Too obscure?
He says: Where. Is. The library.
Oh.
I’m not very good at directions. I’m sure Twilight could get you there pretty fast!
I know your secret. You have been exposed.

Anonymous