That only exist? None that I can think of, but we have some words and phrases that have different meanings.

There’s always that euphemism for… you know… if you want an example.

No waifu for you, than.

pthththththththththth~!

I guess I need to learn to be unpredictable, so nopony can script what I’d do then.

Sure! I think one or two games have toted being able to do that!

They all lied, but it’s a nice goal to aim for!

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I’d have a hard time finding ponies to walk around with all the time. Especially since I have to do what they’d think is boring work and tend to my carrot farm.

Well then, you’re a townsperson!

You’re immune to all methods of combat, unless it’s a scripted event.

If it is a scripted event… well…

Or use a one of a kind over powered battle item to either raise up your stats to where they can’t hurt you, bring on…

Oh! I like the offensive ones! Do you remember the spell books from Chocobo’s Dungeon 2? Those were great because they were all over the place!

You’re so awesome, Lyra.

Give me a hand here, Ditzy!

Anons don’t follow rules, you seem to be forgetting this.

I guess you need to travel around town with an adventurer team. Everypony knows that adventurers always go everywhere together! Even the grocers!

Oh yes. You’re all terrible lovers too, and penniless bums.

And you smell.

I think I’m enjoying this too much.

That’s good against one or two anons, but say, 5? Wouldn’t work. They’d outnumber me.

Rule of RPGs, Carrot Top: Don’t try to fight them all at once, single a target out until they’re down!

Or, you know, you could be realistic and beat one, then use its body as a shield.

I know, they’re liable to just up and disappear for days on end with no excuse.

askcarrottop replied to your post: Well, I’ve got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!

This makes me realize that if a couple anons wanted to beat me up I’d be pretty defenseless without magic.

You’re a terrestrial pony, Carrot Top. Shatter their shins with your superior might. Or the chins!

Spectacular.

I’m sure you won’t mind paying for my food, insurance, medical. Hey! Why don’t I just retire and stay at home all day on tumblr while you work for the both of us and still don’t get any! After all, I’m a magical unicorn, I could beat the poop out of you if you dare refuse any whimsy that happens to cross my mind!

I get the strangest sense that you didn’t think this through.

The waifu thing is unfunny enough. If you’re going to start making it a chore to respond to these, I’m just going to start deleting them.

If I had a bit for every time I’ve had to censor an anon…

I have no idea to what you refer…

Any pony out there that can just talk normal? Dialogs start at the beginning, not the middle.

I remember a time when I could just direct you to Twilight…