Let me talk to your mother.
AnonymousLet me know if you find her. I have a few choice words for her myself, if she’s still alive.
Anonymous
*Sigh* How are you Lyra..?
I’m alright! How are you?
You know, beside the dejected sigh, like I’ve somehow crippled your ego or forced you to do something against your will.
Are you Watching the Throne?
AnonymousOkay, look. I don’t know every band, singer, song, and album known to ponykind. If you’re trying to recommend something or ask if I’ve heard of it, it would be helpful if you just came out and said it. Thanks!
But no, I wasn’t aware of the album.
Where do you want to be when you're 25?
AnonymousLet’s see… human years…
That’s not long from now, actually. I’m twenty-three on the human maturity scale. So… In a better financial situation than I’m in now is probably the most realistic thing I could ask for.
THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS! Your Superb Music Tastes Are Proven Once Again.
NO! WAY!
Me too! I love this song! I freaked when it was on Rock Band! First song I 100% expert on guitar and bass! Kicked that solo’s fanny!
Oh I’d love love lo~ve to play this on my lyre! And my sitar!
PUT ON A TRENCH COAT AND FIGHT SOME CONSPIRACIES
AnonymousYou bet!
But probably not till later tonight.
O~h! I’ve been waiting for this one for a good while! And the reviews say it’s pretty swank! I’m stoked!
I Can’t Help But Feel Partially Responsible For This. Sorry Lyra.
Aw, it’s no problem, really! I’m just glad you’re here! I missed you last night!
Lyra, that other anon doesn't know what he's talking about. You're MY waifu, right?
AnonymousOh, it’s gonna be a good day. I can tell it.
I’m so sorry. Sometimes I stay up too late and Photoshop takes over my life. ~ Pastel Shoals
My goodness! I stand corrected. All of my love to you! Thank you so much!
So, Rarity and Basil, huh. I guess he went inside her boutique after all. [[That's not innuendo at all nope no sir nuh-uh okay yes it totally is]]
AnonymousDon’t get me wrong, I’m sure it was quite an experience! But I don’t think I’d have the nerve for that. ‘Specially after what Twilight said…
UUuuUUuuUUgh…
As far as gruesome, nightmarish-ly painful deaths go, that’s pretty high up on the list.
Alright, that’s good to know! I’m gonna go to sleep now. Night, Lyra!
Good night, Sweetie! Sweet dreams!
((*sigh* Wait, Rarity…and the dragon….Actually, no. I don’t even want to know how that one started.))
I shrunk him with magic! I also had to buy the condoms.
((Roll credits, “MY LITTLE PONY!” And that’s how Season 2 starts everyone.))
CANCELLED BY THE FCC!
Or PCC!
What does that stand for anyway? Anypony know?
