But the ends only justify the means if the means are just!

They… They…

I can’t even stop crying…

But gods are supposed to help people!

All of that… because of a few words in-in a book?

…

But… why…?

All those people…

Why did that happen? Why did they make the plane…?

What were they trying to prove? How could they? How did that-… How did that help anything?

…

Well thanks! It does take some time, of course.

If you don’t, I certainly don’t.

It’s confusing having several conversations at once.

Oh. Waifu anon?

I have to admit, there are worse ways to spend an evening.

This is your dream girl?

How much do you actually know about me?

Think I’m what?

That only exist? None that I can think of, but we have some words and phrases that have different meanings.

There’s always that euphemism for… you know… if you want an example.

No waifu for you, than.

pthththththththththth~!

I guess I need to learn to be unpredictable, so nopony can script what I’d do then.

Sure! I think one or two games have toted being able to do that!

They all lied, but it’s a nice goal to aim for!

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I’d have a hard time finding ponies to walk around with all the time. Especially since I have to do what they’d think is boring work and tend to my carrot farm.

Well then, you’re a townsperson!

You’re immune to all methods of combat, unless it’s a scripted event.

If it is a scripted event… well…

Or use a one of a kind over powered battle item to either raise up your stats to where they can’t hurt you, bring on…

Oh! I like the offensive ones! Do you remember the spell books from Chocobo’s Dungeon 2? Those were great because they were all over the place!

You’re so awesome, Lyra.

Give me a hand here, Ditzy!

Anons don’t follow rules, you seem to be forgetting this.

I guess you need to travel around town with an adventurer team. Everypony knows that adventurers always go everywhere together! Even the grocers!