askapplebloombot:

ABB: “You can’t chock me Meanie, ah don’t have windpipe lol,”
MeanieBell: “I’m not trying to chock you. I’m trying to shake your annoying speaker off !! ”

(( I’m so sorry.))

I’m breaking my no swearing rule. I saw this while on break and was laughing so hard I about choked on my dinner!

1) Liza goes home on the weekends. She’s not going to be able to go if it’s that late or on a weekend.

Also, “It’ll be fun!” brings us back to the amusement park argument.

2) I did not. Though to be honest, I actually can’t remember what I used for most of the game. I know I wore heavy armor and used a shield, and I know I switched weapons a lot on my second run.

Edit: Oh! I remember now! It was Estoc from the New Londo Ruins!

I wish I had a Wii U… Not that I’ve ever cared so much about the Zelda franchise, but I want to play as Ruto and Midna!

3) Well, that would be presumptuous. In theory, they could beat me up.

4) Let me tell you something, Bbz. That’s a terrible [omitted] habit. You need to break that [omitted] with the quickness.

5) Bbz, I went on a date with York once. Of course I knew about his prosthetic tail. It’s not something I’d just bring up though- that’s rude.

6) Lyra: You didn’t nearly have an ice cloud come crashing down on your head.

Bon-Bon: I’m assuming the arrows at this range are normal.

Lyra: You know what happens when you assume.

asktoolaroola:

So it’s all back to normal now!

Yeah, that sounds like something Equestrian authorities would do.

We~’ve got the music-makes you move it.

Got the song that makes you lose it.

We say “jump”, you say “how high?”

Put your hands up to the sky!

1) I’m still not understanding how I was supposed to tell him this and it not seem like I’m being told to tell somepony something. I mean, I’d like to think I’m pretty good at lying, but I’d need a better prompt than this.

2) I’m sorry?

3) Does she look angry? Also, “Perfect landing!”

4) Hearth’s Warming decorations out before Nightmare Night has passed? What a horrifying world you suffer through.

5) Lyra: That sounds kind of dangerous. And a lot like work.

Tootsie: My name is Lisa!

Bon-Bon: Actually… that does sound like fun! Maybe you could try working it around my schedule? There’s got to be a time where we’re all free.

Lyra: I don’t wanna go.

Bon-Bon: Exercise, filly! You still need it!

1) Peaceful land with kind inhabitants? Do you mean the hallows, the harpies, the body-horror phalanx, or the undead dragon?

I needed to beat her to make the scythe.

2) Aren’t you comparing a sizable coastal country, centralized in the European trade route, with a tiny, mountainous, landlocked country?

Golly doop it, Harry Lime, what are you on?

3) I’ve known about it for a bit. But since I can’t play it I haven’t looked into it much. Maybe it’ll get ported to Steam like Deadly Premonition was.

4) Oh… Sorry. That’s no fun. No incoming patch to stabilize it?

5) How about it has both because it has two heads? Is that creepy enough yet? Are we done here?

6) Bon-Bon: Sorry. I’ve been really busy since we got back. I had no idea I’d have more business this year than last year! I wasn’t prepared for this!

1) Disregarding the swearing, I think Sexxi Bbz answered this better than I could.

2) I’ve always tried to be pretty receptive. I’m not “hardcore” but I tend to be better than most of my friends I play with. It’s an unfortunate position; good enough to be good, but not good enough to be great.

3) No. Actually the bride kept the bouquet. They didn’t do the garter thing either. The bride seemed sort of timid.

4) Back in Silver, my Eevee became an Umbreon.

beanseller:

beanbeankingdom:

Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne

Featuring Isabelle from the Animal Crossing series

I love Nocturne and I love Isabelle!

1) I needed the tail break off!

I didn’t kill her the second time, if that makes up for it.

2) … Can I pick Gilbert Godfrey with the head of the Annoying Orange? I think that would be less unpleasant.

3) Sorry! Bon-Bon and I were suddenly invited to a wedding! She said it might be a pretty important family event. More on that later.

4) Most of my WoW raiding, for as much as I did anyway, involved Karazhan. I was kind of a B-lister in the guild I was in, so…

“Time… Never enough time…”

5) I did! It was a lovely ceremony! But more on that later. Bon-Bon said she wants to talk about it.

Hey! Sorry for the silence. Going to a wedding tomorrow. Explain more in a few days when I get back!

1) I’m sure you all expect me to get all upset and throw a hissy fit about drug use. Nope. Weed is actually safer than cigarettes or alcohol. The whole reason its outlawed is because cigarette companies lobbied against it, seeing it as competition.

But to answer your question, no. I don’t want to get arrested and serve anymore time.

Also, what’s this “kid” garbage, Twilight? We’re around the same age.

2) That’s exactly what I’m talking about. How else would that work? Open a portal through-? Oh look! A cupcake!

3) I’ve heard a little bit. Back when I was playing the first Dark Souls I didn’t like the sounds of it. But the already faster paced sequel has turned me over to the idea.

Cultist Refuge… Cultestrefugecultistrefugecultistrefuge…

Oh, TERA! OH! That’s the place with the Argon! That dude will mess you up!

4) “I’m gonna go to the arcade.”

“What? No! We came here together! We need to stay together!”

“Alright alright, fine.”

“We’re going to ride this one next!”

“Okay. Have fun with that.”

“Come on! Don’t you want to try it?”

“I will literally turn my head and throw up on you.”

askmedusapony:

I blame Discord somehow

1) You are about the strangest mother [omitted] I have ever exchanged words with. But your concern is noted.

I have a thing about accepting food from ponies on tumblr. The thing is that I don’t.

2) I ate them. You’ll never stop the launch now!

3) It did! They were all pretty funny, but that last one’s what really got me!

4) No, because I’m afraid of heights.

Oh but Lyra! You don’t have to ride anything!

You’re right! I also don’t have to go to an amusement park!

What is with everypony and wanting to go to an amusement park with me anyway?

1) Pretty sure I’d die, since jello is too thick to carry nutrients through my veins.

2) Still not sure how that makes me mean.

But with regards to your second comment…

1) Why does it go on for three minutes?

2) That’s quite the position! Congratulations, sturmtruppen!

3) …

Bon-Bon: It’s gonna be alright, Lyra.

Lyra: … [Sniff] I already miss him… I hadn’t seen him in forever and I already miss him…