Hey Lyra can you play the song from the game Crazy Bus?
Anonymous

Lets see here…

Yahoof… Crazy Bus…

Youhoof…

Oh… This is pleasant to listen to

Thanks.

*storms in with poison joke* LET'S DO THIS!

Hmm…

Nah.

Asterisk denied.

i thought already were lesbians
Anonymous

No.

Bon-Bon is, but I’m not.

Poison joke makes you gay? It gives me HD (horn dysfunction).

Poison Joke contorts my back into a slouching position. Doesn’t matter if I’m sitting, but makes it real uncomfortable to walk around.

ay dios mio, your such a hippy

Well, yes.

It doesn’t always seem like it, but we’re a peaceful race on a peaceful world.

noooooo, just messing with you, i'm pretty surprized that this reaction isn't as bad as the initial one

Oh Celestia…

I was praying it was just a joke. But I feared the worst.

West.
Anonymous
i got a viral infection and they had to cut my hand off

W-what?

Yeah. I get the joke.
No. I don’t care.

Yeah. I get the joke.

No. I don’t care.

ICK THE POLICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
Anonymous

I’ve sat on this for a while trying to think of something funny to respond with.

I got nothin’.

Sorry.

what happens to you and bonbon if you touch poison joke?
Anonymous

We become lesbians.

That’s the answer you wanted, right?

I don’t know that Bon-Bon’s ever been exposed to the stuff.

Is my life worth living?
Anonymous

I decided it was once, quite some time ago.

Haven’t looked back.

The censor in "the[somethin']inmyhand" looks kinda like a pony. So I read it as "theponyinmyhand". I like that better than whatever they probably wrote.

I like that better too.

What are you talking about? I said "The pen is in my hand."
Anonymous

I suppose you should have used spaces then.

Or do you think this is clever and I didn’t see it coming?

Dork.

Were you expecting a different clip?

Does Lyra have a secret layr?

Is that supposed mean something?

Oh. You mean Lair. But you rearranged the letters in my name to form another word.

But in doing so, you misspelled it.

No. I don’t. But that’s a boring answer, hence the rest of that gobbledygook above.