image ask-sweetie-belle said: ….. ooohhhh, I see. Okay. Neat

Until you understand the subtle nuances, it’s probably best if you don’t try to tease anypony.

I got your submission message, Rainbow Dash!

I know there’s some difficulty getting messages through to me, but if you’d like a response from me, send a message so I can privately reply.

Lyra are you there? You got some time to talk?

I’m here!

I can’t ever guarantee how fast I can respond, though.

Berry Punch does that to everypony at some point, doesn't she?

Let’s go ahead and not talk about that.

I accidentally all the swears. Sorry.

It’s okay. I understand.

I mean, I don’t really. But… uh…

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Lyra, Rainbow Dash (rainbowdash-answers) feels upset because you never respond to her asks. And she feels unappreciated because of this. Is it true?

That does seem to be the situation from her perspective.

But that’s just not the case! I’ve answered every question from her that I’ve ever received!

I’ve even given her one of my longest, most detailed answers ever!

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askgildagriffon replied to your photo: Popular society deems any instance in which those…
Your Non-Swears Are Much Funnier Anyway. Ick The Police Still Makes Me Giggle.

In case anypony is curious.

I love that picture.

That expression is just amazing.

The Adventures of Sea Lyra!

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Deep breaths… Take deep breaths…

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh, Applejack your a silly pony

imageThis one comes before the one with Bon-Bon

Uh huh…

Is it true you're actually a seapony pretending to be a unicorn?
Anonymous

Funny you should ask…

Popular society deems any instance in which those four letters are arranged to form the swear in question, makes it a swear. It doesn’t matter if it contains a prefix or a suffix.
Likewise, you won’t see any biblical words condemning somepony to a...

Popular society deems any instance in which those four letters are arranged to form the swear in question, makes it a swear. It doesn’t matter if it contains a prefix or a suffix.

Likewise, you won’t see any biblical words condemning somepony to a location, archaic words that designate a girl dog or a fatherless foal, or alternate nouns for either a donkey, or somepony being stubborn on my page.

As I’ve said before, this isn’t a literature class. This page is meant to be accessible to anypony, regardless of age. That’s why I use such vague terminology when talking about things like intercourse.

The bottom-line? It’s my decision, not yours. You’re free to question it, and I’m free to defend it.

Ok This Has Been Bugging Me For A While, Is There Any Rules Behind Your Use Of Tildes Or Do You Just Slip Them In When You're Excited? Because If There's A Pattern I Haven't Been Able To Spot It.

Not a bad question really. I guess it can get confusing.

A dash (-) means I’ve been interrupted or stopped short on a word/sentence.

Three dots (…) means I’ve trailed off. The last sound didn’t stop, it faded out through a slowly closing mouth.

Combining the two (-…) indicates a sort of shock, the sound stopped, but the mouth movements finished the sound of the letter in question without any noise.

Tilide (~) indicates a held sound, usually going through extremely minor alternations in octave.

So, it’s not ‘Double like!’ shouted out flatly. It’s 'Double li~ke!’ with a sing-song inflection on the 'i’ vowel.

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askgildagriffon replied to your post: Why yes, I play the tuba.
You Know I’m Always Down For A Jam Sesh And Its Going Much Easier To Get To You Now I’m Staying With Twi.

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krastosthegluemaker replied to your post: Why yes, I play the tuba.
Sure. I should be able to unless something comes up.

Sounds good!

Meanwhile… I gotta get in motion… I know I won’t be able to use a tuba until at least part 4-2 or 5.

Come on, you know you love us.
Anonymous

I love it when you bronies don’t swear and make me censor you.