first off, its spelt shwagg, second, its a type of weed.

We’re talking about swagger.

But to possess swagger, is to have swag.

You're quite supportive towards me.. I must have done something right :>

You’re my friend!

And it wasn’t so long ago that I was where you are. I remember what it was like. I doubt things are identical, but a lot of what you say hits home pretty hard.

I wish I could convince your parents to not force you to work while in college. I know for a fact that having to work and study at the same time negatively impacted my grade. Eight to twelve hours a week spent in a cafeteria was still eight to twelve hours I could have spent studying.

Incidentally, most of the time I worked in the cafeteria, I caught pizzas from the oven, sliced them, and put them on display.

Dear Lyra, Why do you have so much swag for a unicorn?
Anonymous

Growing up on the streets, I guess.

Although, DJ Pon3 didn’t grow up on the streets, to my knowledge. But she has quite a bit of swag herself. So it’s probably a ‘not all rectangles are squares’ type of thing.

image

askgildagriffon replied to your post: Do you think anypony has actually thought of saying “No” to a dare?

I Really Never Got This Whole E-ToD Thing, How Are You Meant To Tell If The Other Pony Actually Did What They Say They Did. I Know I’d Just Lie About It.

Yeah… Not a game I would play online.

Not that I can play it offline either, without disclaimers. I’m legally bound to not discuss some things.

Do you think anypony has actually thought of saying "No" to a dare?

Well… I’ve seen it once or twice. But if you want to win, you need to call the pony out on the dare as being against the rules, not outright refuse.

If you can prove it, they lose their turn!

please don't notice the conection, i like your tumblr.

Oh I’m sure it’s too late anyway. I could close this account and there’d still be aliens and humans walking around. I just wouldn’t know ahead of time.

That’d be like stomping out the initial match while half the forest is already on fire.

image

ask-twilight replied to your post: Would you say that you’re a serious individual? -Anon
Unfortunately she’s not quite 3D, either. Both of her dimensions are stern, but one is a bit fun-loving.

Well, like I’ve said before, not really up to me how I’m viewed.

Would you say that you're a serious individual? -Anon

I have a range of emotions. I can be silly or serious.

I’m not one-dimensional.

oh, don't worry, its airsoft. even though breaking and entering seems like it would require a firearm. and here i almost belived you when you said its peaceful over there.

Well… I remember it being a lot more peaceful before I started getting on tumblr…

image

askangeltherabbit replied to your post: Lyra! I have a bomb strapped to my chest that will explode if I hear certain word!

“Puzzle” KA-BOOM!!

Darn, I was almost sure it was ‘what’.

Oh well.

*Load last save.*

Lyra! I have a bomb strapped to my chest that will explode if I hear certain word!

I bet I know the word; It’s a pretty simple puzzle.

Let’s get that thing off of you, little guy.

*gives shotgun*

That’s a little extreme.

I made them feel bad for it.

Then I stole a few pillows from Twilight and Star Catcher’s houses. After all, Star Catcher ate the pillows and Spike dared her to do it.

why is everyone being dared?

I don’t know.

I thought that stupid trend died. It’s not like any of them have any idea how to play the flipping game.

Would you believe one of them broke into my house and ate all of our pillows on a dare? It’s completely ridiculous!

*blushes and holds up sign saying he was dared*

Oh, well in that case let me open the door so you can shove your horn in between my cheeks.

ARE YOU INSANE OR STUPID!!

Dares are only supposed to involve outside individuals as witnesses! Now stop trying to break into my house!

*shyly walks up and rubs his horn against her flank*

*Is inside with the doors and windows locked.*

Hmm…

*Is also awesome as all get-out.*