So how've you been keeping on lately?
I’m alright! How are you?
So many questions… so behind on work… and now Gilda wants me to do a piece from Earthbound!
Yes, but you cannot prove that.
I don’t even remember what I was trying to prove!
So many questions!
Do you know the Eight Melodies?

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It’s a little short, isn’t it? Either way, I can’t find the sheet music for it.
As pitiful as it sounds with something so rudimentary, it would take more time than I can spare to figure it out.
I seriously missed all the fun tonight, didn't I?
I don’t know. Seems more dull than last night, entertainment wise.
So many questions for me, though… I’ve been answering them nonstop for hours!
has any one ever came on to you highly intoxicated? p.s. don't flip out, its a fair question.
"alcohal doesn't solve anything, but then again, neither does orange juice, so might as well whip up a screwdriver and pretend"
Oh, alcohol solves plenty.
Just can cause more problems than it solves, if you aren’t careful.
I'm going to frame this autograph, and hang it across from my bed, so i can admire it first thing in the morning.
I have no idea why…
Seriously, it doesn’t mean anything.
Do they even make rules for those games?
We played for real back when I was around.
- If you fail to complete a dare, whoever’s ‘it’ gets a point and remains 'it’.
- If you refuse a truth, you lose a point and whoever’s 'it’ gets a point and remains 'it’.
- If you complete a truth or dare, you get a point, and you’re now 'it’.
- You can’t just keep going back and forth with each other. Quit playing like a d-… uh… dingus (That part was added before I came along).
- There’s no rules about what kind of truth you can ask, but the answer only has to be true from the truthee’s perspective. So don’t ask some off-the-wall history question, “you’re not a clever pony.” (We had to add that part in for obvious reasons.)
- Dares can only directly involve other players if they are willing participants.
- Dares can only involve non-players as observers (usually for something embarrassing).
- There was a lot of debate over it, but you can dare somepony to tell the truth. Truth is almost always the easier option anyway, so most of the time you’re throwing your dare away.
- If you believe a dare is unfair you call out… uh… bullpoop.
- An unfair dare is any dare the daree is believed to be completely incapable of completing, or something 'completely illegal’. 'Completely Illegal’ is a technical term for “they’re gonna get caught and snitch!”
- If a dare has been… questioned, then you make your case and the other players agree or disagree.
- If the other players disagree, you gotta do it. No penalty for trying to get out of it so you pretty much always call bull… poop.
- If the players agree, whoever’s 'it’ loses their turn, a point, and the daree is now 'it’.
- If the players agree but the daree says they’ll do it anyway, one of two things happen. Either A) The daree fails and the darer gets a point and remains in control. Or B) The daree succeeds and gets two points, is now it, and the darer loses two points.
- When dared, the daree can 'diamond dog dare’ the darer to do it instead. If they agree and succeed, the former darer get two points and remains in control, while the former daree loses a point. Nothing lost if they refuse to go through with it, but lots of taunting usually ensues.
- Despite varying degrees of pi-… peeing matches, there’s only one thing above a 'diamond dog dare’.
- A 'double diamond dog dare’ can be called if one of the participants is the currently in the lead, and is usually a signal that everypony is getting tired of playing.
- A 'double diamond dog dare’ means both participants have to do the dare. Refusing is no longer an option, by penalty of every other player.
- A 'double diamond dog dare’ usually also means something really bad is about to happen, so get your things together and get ready to run from the guard. Younger players are excused and can leave at any time because they can’t run as fast.
- Whoever completes the 'double diamond dog dare’ first wins.
- You lose if you get caught, unless the group decides it was worth it.
- YOU LOSE IF YOU SNITCH!
I have brought some peanut butter. Creamy. I want you to eat some so that I may watch you while you try to eat it because it'll make you look as if you can talk. That will please me.
You, are clearly disturbed.
I am talking!
Can I have your autograph?
I guess so.

Sorry, kinda ran off there at the end.
I keep trying to write a question, but every time I write it, it doesnt seem like the wording is correct. anyways, how are you?
I’m alright.
But I’ve spent all night on tumblr and haven’t even touched my lyre…
I’m never going to get this piece finished… I had a concept for 4-1 and 4-2, but the little time I spent fiddling with it sounded dumb…
I sort of feel stupid for asking that,because right after I did, I saw something about you stealing pillows... -Anon
Don’t believe the hype. There are stupid questions.
But that wasn’t one of them.