Well… I remember it being a lot more peaceful before I started getting on tumblr…

askangeltherabbit replied to your post: Lyra! I have a bomb strapped to my chest that will explode if I hear certain word!

“Puzzle” KA-BOOM!!

Darn, I was almost sure it was ‘what’.

Oh well.

*Load last save.*

I bet I know the word; It’s a pretty simple puzzle.

Let’s get that thing off of you, little guy.

That’s a little extreme.

I made them feel bad for it.

Then I stole a few pillows from Twilight and Star Catcher’s houses. After all, Star Catcher ate the pillows and Spike dared her to do it.

I don’t know.

I thought that stupid trend died. It’s not like any of them have any idea how to play the flipping game.

Would you believe one of them broke into my house and ate all of our pillows on a dare? It’s completely ridiculous!

Oh, well in that case let me open the door so you can shove your horn in between my cheeks.

ARE YOU INSANE OR STUPID!!

Dares are only supposed to involve outside individuals as witnesses! Now stop trying to break into my house!

*Is inside with the doors and windows locked.*

Hmm…

*Is also awesome as all get-out.*

Lets see here…

Yahoof… Crazy Bus…

Youhoof…

Oh… This is pleasant to listen to…

Thanks.

Hmm…

Nah.

Asterisk denied.

No.

Bon-Bon is, but I’m not.

Poison Joke contorts my back into a slouching position. Doesn’t matter if I’m sitting, but makes it real uncomfortable to walk around.

Well, yes.

It doesn’t always seem like it, but we’re a peaceful race on a peaceful world.

Oh Celestia…

I was praying it was just a joke. But I feared the worst.

If you insist.

W-what?