Yeah, I didn’t use that word for a reason.
And I don’t know about that, either. Twilight and Gilda seem to enjoy each other’s… uh… antics.
Edit: Well, most of the time.

Yeah, I didn’t use that word for a reason.

And I don’t know about that, either. Twilight and Gilda seem to enjoy each other’s… uh… antics.

Edit: Well, most of the time.

My question was stolen from me...

I’m sorry.

Which one was it? Maybe I can give a different answer this time!

You're such a practical seeming pony to get such bizarre questions. What do you think the attracts them?

I have no clue.

Up until this week, most of the questions I got were pretty levelheaded.

Not sure what’s got stirred up.

Excuse me Miss Lyra, I'm in the process of organizing a party, to be located within an exceptionally large pair of trousers. I was wondering if you would be able to perform at the party.

Uh… Large trousers…?

Hold on… Meta powers telling me something…

… Oh…

Innuendo, huh? Always classy.

Okay, if you don't swear here, do you swear when you're talking to others?
Anonymous

Yes’m.

I’ve explained it before, but while on the ponynet, I feel everypony should have adequate time to articulate themselves in a dignified manner.

But in person, I can swear quite a bit, if agitated or excited.

But never around foals.

*waves at you*

Salut!

Something from Ponygoons.

http://i.imgur.com/0QySP.gif

I’ll post it, but I don’t get it.

Do you want a french fry?
Anonymous

I already did the only joke I know about french fries.

If I knew somepony was going to ask about it, I would have held back!

hey, i know how just to creep you out, go to google and enter "camel spiders" we get those in our sleeping bags every morning

GAH! IT’S FREAKEN HUGE!

Why do you do these things to me?!

call fluttershy mariposa.

Any particular reason why?

so, how w as your day

Hit and miss.

Krastos surprised the hay out of me with his tuba playing. He knocked out what I had set up for him in no time flat. And this game I’m playing is awesome.

But… I’m really worried about Sweetie Belle. She collapsed on the floor earlier this evening…

Is it true your pies are often stolen?
Anonymous

Well, they wouldn’t be my pies, so no.

I can’t bake.

nani? (゚Д゚|||) orz
Anonymous
What would your husbando be like?
Anonymous

Sophisticated, suave, debonair. But not a smart-patootie either.

And cuddly. I like being held.

Alright, back for a spell to answer all the messages I’ve got.

Heads up? Deus Ex: Human Revolution is awesome.

Like, oh my Celestia! Awesome!

This would be an awesome day if I wasn’t still worried about Sweetie… I guess she’s staying here tonight. Not sure if I should wake her up for school tomorrow either… if she doesn’t get up on her own that is.