As a member of the Third Street Saints, I can confirm that drugs are cool. You haven't lived until you've smoked a lightbulb full of Loa Dust.
Anonymous

Life is intense enough without.

You did the right thing. Drugs are ILLEGEAL. That's why I just drink and smoke that funny stuff the buffalo keep tryin' to sell us.

The whole drug selling culture breeds horrible crime in the city. If somepony wants to smoke somethin’ out in the sticks grown for traditional ceremonies that’s none of my business.

get it, though? king of the hill, "i sell cocain and cocain acessories"

Yeah, I tried to do a Hank Hill quote. I think I got it wrong.

wait, so your boyfreind " sold cocain and cocain accessories"?

I was only present for one deal, but he stood by one of the carriages. I think he was just involved.

That boy wasn’t right.

uhh, 2/4 time, quater notes, 120 tempo. a key is not needed

You sure you want it that fast? ‘Cause you gotta have some mad flow to spit rhymes out to that.

Plus, just doesn’t sound very good to me.

so have you heard of finale notepad?

I have.

I guess something like that could be useful for when everypony is too busy to record with me. But I don’t have any bits. The only reason I picked up that Deus Ex game was because I had the money put aside over a year and a half ago for it. I had actually forgot about it until I saw an advert for the game a few days ago.

you don't joke about angel dust, that stuff'l mess you up

Sorry.

I had a boyfriend that was part of a group of drug dealers. When I found out I told the authorities everything I could. He was arrested before the sun came up. I know how bad it is.

To be honest, I kinda skimmed the message and didn’t process the end. That was my fault.

Drug offer?
I’m sure he was just joking. Somepony just had an idea for a typing style.

Drug offer?

I’m sure he was just joking. Somepony just had an idea for a typing style.

YO LYRA, I HAVE TO AXE YOU IF YOU GONNA DO A SHOUT-OUT TO ALL OF THE HARDCORE BRUTHAS THAT LIVE IN COMPTON AND DO A COVER OF WHEEL GATOR'S THEME? CAUSE THAT'D BE REAL SCHMOOVE AND PROVE YOU'RE AN ACE BOON COON! I'LL ALSO GIVE YA A BAG OF HOOD SCRATCH AND ANGEL DUST!
Anonymous

If I could find the sheet music, you bet your flank I would!

Wheel Gator’s music was beastly!

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askgildagriffon replied to your post: no, berry’s i don’t care about gilda
“i don’t care about gilda” Brutal.

I thought it was kinda harsh, yeah.

I need a theme song. All the best lawponies have one o' them 'lay it motifs'. Find somepony to write me one. With lots o' whitslin'. And guitars.

I recommend you contact someone in Canterlot if you’re looking for a composer. I’m just a performer.

play the g (lowest octive) and play c (lowest octive) and repeat so i have a bassline please!

Can you be more specific? Just alternate between G and C? Is that it?

How fast?

Quarter note, half note?

no, berry's i don't care about gilda

Oh.

I haven’t heard from her since last night. I would worry, but it’s not like she visits me everyday. I don’t even know where she lives.

Can you play Brinstar Depths from Super Smash Bros. Melee?
Anonymous

Little ambonic, isn’t it?

Either way, I can’t find it on the website I get video game sheet music from. If you find it, feel free to submit it.

ohh i see what you mean, i didnt mean stop drinking all together, but maybe drink less, that way your not vomitting and blacking out, but your still tipsy. :( she seems like a nice pony, i hope she can find that balance... it's not fun taking care of sick people

Or cleaning up after ponies get sick on your carpet… and on your socks…

There’s still a faint smell… Ughghghgh…