Dazzling.
You need to use your internal voice. Not all thoughts are meant to be transmitted.
Not that this is the first time I’ve heard something like this.
Honestly, though? Sort of flattering, but one hundred percent creepy-as-all-hay that you actually took the time to let me know.
I recommend to you what I recommended in that link, if it bothers you. If it doesn’t… just don’t let me know in the future, okay?
Hey Lyra, Basil told me you're good with this sort of thing, so I'll be blunt. I need advice on love, care to share?
I’ve only been in three failed romantic relationships, why do ponies come to me for this sort of thing?
I’ll do my best.
Drugs are why cities are horrible. They breed crime, and there aren't enough mustaches or cowponies or duels.
What woul you do if I old you all I wanted to do was kiss you~
"could you put on a little more (shudders) pants"
“Hank, you need a vegetable.”
“Alright, give me some'a that macaroni and cheese.”
have you heard of a "e-cig"?
I looked it up. What about it?
As a member of the Third Street Saints, I can confirm that drugs are cool. You haven't lived until you've smoked a lightbulb full of Loa Dust.

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Life is intense enough without.
You did the right thing. Drugs are ILLEGEAL. That's why I just drink and smoke that funny stuff the buffalo keep tryin' to sell us.
The whole drug selling culture breeds horrible crime in the city. If somepony wants to smoke somethin’ out in the sticks grown for traditional ceremonies that’s none of my business.
get it, though? king of the hill, "i sell cocain and cocain acessories"
Yeah, I tried to do a Hank Hill quote. I think I got it wrong.
wait, so your boyfreind " sold cocain and cocain accessories"?
I was only present for one deal, but he stood by one of the carriages. I think he was just involved.
That boy wasn’t right.
uhh, 2/4 time, quater notes, 120 tempo. a key is not needed
You sure you want it that fast? ‘Cause you gotta have some mad flow to spit rhymes out to that.
Plus, just doesn’t sound very good to me.
so have you heard of finale notepad?
I have.
I guess something like that could be useful for when everypony is too busy to record with me. But I don’t have any bits. The only reason I picked up that Deus Ex game was because I had the money put aside over a year and a half ago for it. I had actually forgot about it until I saw an advert for the game a few days ago.
you don't joke about angel dust, that stuff'l mess you up
Sorry.
I had a boyfriend that was part of a group of drug dealers. When I found out I told the authorities everything I could. He was arrested before the sun came up. I know how bad it is.
To be honest, I kinda skimmed the message and didn’t process the end. That was my fault.
Drug offer?
I’m sure he was just joking. Somepony just had an idea for a typing style.
YO LYRA, I HAVE TO AXE YOU IF YOU GONNA DO A SHOUT-OUT TO ALL OF THE HARDCORE BRUTHAS THAT LIVE IN COMPTON AND DO A COVER OF WHEEL GATOR'S THEME? CAUSE THAT'D BE REAL SCHMOOVE AND PROVE YOU'RE AN ACE BOON COON! I'LL ALSO GIVE YA A BAG OF HOOD SCRATCH AND ANGEL DUST!

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