Well…um…honestly I do…have a bit of a crush on you…

I… was afraid of that, to be honest.

I just can’t return the feelings. I’m not gay. I can’t even realistically imagine myself being gay. I know you’re kind of sensitive, and this might hurt you a lot, but please try to remain level-headed about it.

If you’ve ever trusted me before, trust me when I say you don’t want the luggage I carry around. No offense, but your fragile, and it would completely destroy you.

crack is whack, if you can't handle the trees, don't plant the seeds, don't be a fool, cover your tool, clickit or ticket,

I had to look up that last one. Carriages don’t generally go fast enough to warrant a safety harness!

i guess.

I can’t remember about what.

Maybe I should answer questions in order.

*hands muffin*

To be honest, not really a fan of muffins.

I’ll hold on to it for Ditzy, though! You wouldn’t believe how much she loves them!

Thanks!

how bad would taking 45 400mg caffeine pills be?

Possibly deadly depending on the individual’s weight.

like i know! i'm clean!

Great to hear!

No, not song lyrics. I'm just curious what you would do if I told you that.

I would ask if they were song lyrics with a confused look on my face.

There are several illegal drugs that cause almost no harm... Salvia Divinorum, pot, mdma (which can treat many mental ailments in small doses)... prohibition hurts more then it helps.

That’s not for me to weigh in on.

I was actually aiming more toward there being thousands of legal drugs that cause tremendous harm, even when used properly, nevermind when they aren’t.

So, ‘Don’t do illegal drugs’ doesn’t work either.

*offers muffin* hello :)

I don’t take candy from strangers.

But hello! Nice to meet you!

I object! Not all drugs are bad!

Of course not. There are plenty of pharmaceutical products that save and elongate lives everyday. Everypony knows that.

‘Don’t do drugs’ is a simple saying that’s short and sweet while also getting to the point. A full explanation would take a paragraph at least.

That’s not very catchy.

See, the problem was, you had the first letter, and then the incorrect number of asterisks after it (though I can’t say how many).
That is what I thought you might have meant, though. Or at least what would have made the most sense.
So the water...

See, the problem was, you had the first letter, and then the incorrect number of asterisks after it (though I can’t say how many).

That is what I thought you might have meant, though. Or at least what would have made the most sense.

So the water vapor from those E-cigs calm you just like a cigarette?

Angel dust is not cocaine. It is PCP.
Anonymous

Okay.

Thanks for sharing!

To review, doesn’t matter what it’s called, don’t do drugs!

Speakin' of music, would 'ya be interested in makin' me a short intro bit? I'd gladly mention 'n credit 'ya. Of course, it's up to 'ya if you want to!

It’s possible… Anything in mind?

What? No. It's weird though when I had the stuff in my hand, I don't know what happened. It was like it wanted to be eaten. Weird huh?

It wanted to be eaten?

Yeah, kinda weird.

Will you be my new best friend?

I don’t really do ‘best friends’. Close friend is as far as anypony gets.

That’s not a bond that forges over night, though. And it’s as much up to you as it is me.