askbasspony replied to your post: askgildagriffon replied to your post: Just tried…
Sorry… It was not ok for me to call you a chicken, though I still have no idea what you are… But just an fyi *slaps his chest with a hoof making a hallow clanging noise* I am a Robot. So don’t hurt yourself if you try and kill me…
Okay, I get that you’re a robot and all, so probably pretty heavy. But when I say “slapped me across the room”, I mean I lifted up off the ground, flew across the room, slammed into a wall, then fell down and hit the floor. And that was just a twitch reaction.
It was kinda sweet that she was worried for a minute if she had hurt me or not.
askgildagriffon replied to your post: Just tried to give Gilda a noogie, for laughs and…
Sorry About That But If I Think I’m Being Attacked Instinct Just Takes Over. It’s One Of The Reasons I Have A Very Strict No Touching Rule.
Gilda, it’s fine. I’ve been slapped around worse than that. Didn’t even hurt.
Besides, I knew better.
Edit: And sorry for trying that. Just thought it would be funny. Still kinda was.
I've seen many.... MANY pictures of you desiring hands or .... oddly.. having hands.... Do you really want hands that badly?
Not really. It would make it harder to move any faster than a trot without worrying about smashing them.
But I’ve seen the pictures, so I know what you’re talking about.
I just use telekinesis to manipulate objects.
Just tried to give Gilda a noogie, for laughs and she flinched, span around, and slapped me across the room.
So yeah, don’t do that.
I'd offer a hug, but I think your other friends have you covered. So here's someting else: [Box of Buttered Biscuits]. I got the recipe from somepony I used to know who enjoyed cooking. Maybe it'll help a little.
Thanks!
I’m gonna get some grape jelly and down a few of these right now!
We haven't really met, I wanted to wait until you were feeling better and under a little less stress to introduce myself. I couldn't just sit around and not offer assistance with you feeling so bad though, so sorry for the note before introducing myself. I'll bug you after you recover. Keep being sweet :)
Oh, well no reason to wait.
I mean, I don’t really do the whole, “meet in pony” thing too much. First time I met Mint and Gilda was the party Bon-Bon and I had a while ago, and I was technically in their band!
Puella Magi Madoka Magica. that's the thing the contract is from
I'm sorry things have been so hard for you lately, Lyra. You of all ponies know that things get better, though. Good luck.
I’m… not sure who you’re thinking of. Things never really seem to get much better around here.
When it seems like they are, it all just ends up falling back down.
I’ll be okay, though. I still have to be there for Sweetie.
Yew want me to draw yew a hug? Cuz ah will.
Draw me a hug? Not entirely sure what that would look like.
I don’t want to load you down with work if you’re already busy. The last picture you drew me was wonderful, though. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to see another!
Don't worry, I'll hug you as gently as possible.
Well, don’t be a sissy about it. Just don’t hug me so hard I start to pee on the floor!
Alright I'll Set Off Soon. Just Don't Tell Anyone About Me Offering You A Hug Or They'll All Want One. Keep Strong Lyra, Things Will Be Alright.
Okay.
Um… Sorry. I kinda replied to that last message publicly…
I'm sorry that you aren't doing too good. Please let me know if I can assist you in any way Lyra.
Thanks… Sorry, I can’t remember if we’ve met.
But wow! Your embroidery is amazing!
I'm here too if you ever need a bear hug.
Sure, come on over.
Just don’t squeeze me too hard.
