:D smart pony. i really do need to expand my adjectives to describe people. you deserve all the praise.
Anonymous
Can you put your shoes on your head?
Anonymous
if you knew what jmg's done in iraq, you wouldn't be talking to him.
Anonymous
We’ve already talked about it.
I can’t ever support a war, but… What those people stand for, the ones that would kill mercilessly? If there was ever a reason to fight back, that has to be it.
if you were here, you'd understand.
You’re probably right. I’ve never been in a war.
And as many times as my life was put into danger when I was a foal, there were safe places to be, if you could reach them. There aren’t any where you are. Not really.
But when somepony limps up to you and says they just watched their best friend or sister get raped and kidnapped, what exactly are you supposed to say?
It’s not fair to you because it’s my past vs. your present. I can choose to ignore what happened to me years ago, but you can’t ignore what’s happening right now.
But if I’m not sorry, what am I?
Well it seems my near death experience left me with a little present, elements of my personality have started talking to me directly, so far it's 5 of them but they say more will come. They even proved they were telling the truth by removing my fear of drowning.
Uh huh…
Well, I can tell you right now that’s not how mental illness works. Maybe that rock you ate had some kind of malicious magic on it.
C: 2001st post. you really are amazing, you should feel that way. and yes, they do matter, every post matters, and if it didn't matter to me, then i wouldn't have heard every song and read every post. but anyways im glad your here, your super great and wonderful, and the best pony i've ever followed.
Anonymous
Thanks.
I just never really got much praise growing up… Doesn’t quite feels right when I hear it.
To me, there’s just gotta be some pony better than me.
And if this is who I think it might be, double thanks, but you don’t quite disguise your grammar and speech perfectly.
It doesn’t really matter, just, you know, be careful when you go anon.
Thank you so much, Lyra. Just let me know if there's anything I can ever do for you.
Just grab a pizza and hang out! You already played your part of this piece, tuba-wise.
Why does everyone think I'm going crazy? These voices in my head are elements of my personality, and they removed my fear of drowning.
Um… What?
Maybe you should start at the beginning of the conversation, not the middle.
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krastosthegluemaker replied to your post:…It Was Much Less Exciting Than I Thought. Trust Me, Lyra’s Description Does Not Get Across How Something That Could Have Been Awesome Became Tedious And Boring.
Safe tends to be pretty boring, yeah.
Next time you get a jar stuck on your head, I’ll be sure to go the amplified punch route!
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krastosthegluemaker replied to your post: Okay,…He’s probably just confused because it’s hard to breathe with a glass jar on his head, give him a break!
Good point. Sorry about that, Krastos!
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krastosthegluemaker replied to your post: Okay,…Oh… Um… Ha, ha ha. Good one Lyra. I am glad to have come to understanding the humor that the citizens of Ponyville share. Ha, ha ha, ha… Well, anytime you’re ready. I trust you.
Okay, putting the phone down. This shouldn’t take long. Don’t open your eyes or shake the broken glass off until I say, okay? Once you shake the glass off, I’ll take a look and make sure there’s no glass around your eyes before I tell you to open them.
Your 2000th post was someone telling you how awesome you are. ARE YOU GOING TO ACCEPT IT YET! LYRA PONY IS BEST PONY!
Anonymous
Okay, okay.
Maybe I am, in some way, kinda-sorta awesome. Maybe.
But I am not best pony. Everypony knows who best pony is.
