We’ve already talked about it.

I can’t ever support a war, but… What those people stand for, the ones that would kill mercilessly? If there was ever a reason to fight back, that has to be it.

You’re probably right. I’ve never been in a war.

And as many times as my life was put into danger when I was a foal, there were safe places to be, if you could reach them. There aren’t any where you are. Not really.

But when somepony limps up to you and says they just watched their best friend or sister get raped and kidnapped, what exactly are you supposed to say?

It’s not fair to you because it’s my past vs. your present. I can choose to ignore what happened to me years ago, but you can’t ignore what’s happening right now.

But if I’m not sorry, what am I?

Who Do You Think It Is? I Want To Know.

Now, Gilda. If somepony posted anonymously, they obviously don’t want to have their identity revealed.

Uh huh…

Well, I can tell you right now that’s not how mental illness works. Maybe that rock you ate had some kind of malicious magic on it.

Thanks.

I just never really got much praise growing up… Doesn’t quite feels right when I hear it.

To me, there’s just gotta be some pony better than me.

And if this is who I think it might be, double thanks, but you don’t quite disguise your grammar and speech perfectly.

It doesn’t really matter, just, you know, be careful when you go anon.

Just grab a pizza and hang out! You already played your part of this piece, tuba-wise.

This was my 999th like… what will be my 1000th?!

Wait, I stand corrected, this WAS my 1000th! Congrats, Lyra!

Thanks, Sweetie!

Um… What?

Maybe you should start at the beginning of the conversation, not the middle.

It Was Much Less Exciting Than I Thought. Trust Me, Lyra’s Description Does Not Get Across How Something That Could Have Been Awesome Became Tedious And Boring.

Safe tends to be pretty boring, yeah.

Next time you get a jar stuck on your head, I’ll be sure to go the amplified punch route!

Okay. *Closes eyes*

Okay, so I just struck a few points in a line going the length of the jar, then tapped it a few times and it fell apart. Then I just broke off the edges. After that Krastos got up and we all went inside while he shook the glass off. Then I went back outside and picked a few pieces around his face. Nothing to it!

This Is Gonna Be Fun To Watch. Is There Any Pizza Left?

Yeah, but don’t eat all of it. Want to make sure Krastos can get some if he wants some. Sweetie too, if she comes over.

Is it Bon-bon?

I dunno… Bon-Bon is pretty rad…

He’s probably just confused because it’s hard to breathe with a glass jar on his head, give him a break!

Good point. Sorry about that, Krastos!

Oh… Um… Ha, ha ha. Good one Lyra. I am glad to have come to understanding the humor that the citizens of Ponyville share. Ha, ha ha, ha… Well, anytime you’re ready. I trust you.

Okay, putting the phone down. This shouldn’t take long. Don’t open your eyes or shake the broken glass off until I say, okay? Once you shake the glass off, I’ll take a look and make sure there’s no glass around your eyes before I tell you to open them.

Okay, okay.

Maybe I am, in some way, kinda-sorta awesome. Maybe.

But I am not best pony. Everypony knows who best pony is.

Ready. (I ran out of questions and submissions *sad face*)

W-Really?

Dude, I was just joking.

I’m just going to tap against it with this hammer and chisel. If I punched it it’d send bits of glass into your head!

Okay, here’s what’s gonna go down.

You lay down on your back, I use my amplification magic to boost the strength in my right hoof, then I punch it. I’d use a stake or a nail to make it easier, but I don’t want to accidentally drive it into the back of your head.

Ready?

You’ve read all 2000 posts before this one? Wow…

I mean, thanks!

Sometimes I wonder if any of the old posts even matter. Like the waving gifs, or my answer to the tumblr automated message. I feel kind of embarrassed when I listen to the first recording I ever uploaded. So much so that last night I actually moved it to the bottom of the list on the sidebar. It has the most views and I really don’t want anypony looking at that as a sign of what I can do, specially that terrible attempt at the Duke Nukem theme. I need to go back and try that again one of these days…

It’s not like I’ve been here very long, but it’s been a wild ride, you know?

I’m going to try really hard to get this Earthbound track done tonight and upload it. I want to think everypony that’s bothered to follow me, and just anypony that bothers to check my page at all, with something special.

And if I can keep the quality up, this might just do that.