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Relax?

((I have no idea how to make it seem like he's by Lyra's bed, so lets just say he is.)) Good morning Lyra. Is there anything I can do to make the pain a little more tolerable?

Nothing legal I can think of!

On the other hoof… You could plug that machine back in…

Science has done us a great deed…

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/30268

Now this is an older one.

There’s actually a colored version out there somewhere.

But no more content like this please. Only submitting this as an example and because it’s only a link.

lima company was the company i used to be in, i'm fine now.

Oh, okay.

I’m glad you’re alright!

*slowly walks in balancing a basket on my head*um...hi lyra*lays the basket next to you*feeling any better today?

No, I feel infinitely worse.

They took me off of that painkiller an hour ago. Regaining clarity, but Luna above does this ever hurt!

H-hey Lyra, remember Flappy? =(

Of course I remember Flapper.

I don’t know what’s gotten in to him. This isn’t how he acted when we first met.

*starts sleep talking* lyra... hugs... *starts hugging self* okay... half an hour....

That’s… a little…

Oh! I remember that now!

That was… Tuesday?

s s s s-sorry, didn't mean t t-to. i'm going to c c c-catch my breath n n n n-now. wake me if you n n n-need me for anything. *falls asleep on the floor*

Tha-

Thank you.

*starts to stand back up*but um i didn't mean just tumblr i meant people on youtube DA skype or even my real life talk to me

Oh…

Well… Uh… Sorry about that.

You know, before this whole tumblr thing, I rarely ever talked to anypony. And visa versa.

m-m-m-monster? *starts to cower into the corner*

Not literally!

It’s just a figurative monster. A… word that means a thing that’s not literal…

Lost my train of thought…

*rushes in the door* h h h-hey, i g-g got the c-c-chips, and i got d-d d-d-dip just in c-c-case.

And woke me back up…

It’s okay, though. And thanks for the food!

i'm pretty good, a little bummed that you and the cmc are the only living things that talk to me

Well, a lot of the time… [yawn]

Sorry. A lot of the time messages don’t reach their intended… um… recipient!

Also, ponies jump in and out and answer questions out of order. So maybe you’ll get more answers later, or maybe the messages you sent got “ate by the tumblr monster.”

hello lyra....i don't really have a question so i'll just ask: how are you?

I’m loopy from painkiller and my back keeps getting all tingly-numb, making me roll over. But I don’t want to face away from the door. Partially out of paranoia; partially because I don’t want anypony staring at my butt through the sheets.

Otherwise, I’m fine. How are you?

I will be back in a few minutes! *speeds out the door*

I’ll try to still be awake when you get back!

What does that mean? Are you okay?