1) I know that you did, but I don’t know where it is. You always came to my house.

2) Well, yeah. Coke is powdery. It would blend right in to their coat.

3) I find it astounding that your species managed to develop so much when you’re so busy hating each other.

You can get a lot done when you work together.

4) The amount of starch that would be required to even get the end result would probably bleach our tails white.

rarijackdaily:

Darling I’m afraid you’re thinking of the wrong sort of “Boxing Day”…

The sweet science.

A picture I drew at work today. It’s Fairy/High Pixie carrying the Candelabrum of Sovereignty. Which you have for the majority of SMT:N. It was going to be a comic but this was the only panel that came out decent.

One of the candles are broken because she dropped it.

1) Lyra: I’ve tried. I think the phrase “lost cause” was used last time.

Bon-Bon: I was talking about the food, not you.

2) I know that Hanukkah isn’t the huge deal in Judaism that Christmas and Hearth’s Warming is. It’s the celebration of a victory and a miracle, but there are bigger holy days in their calendar.

And I know that Kwanzaa is relatively new. As a celebration of African heritage, it has no religious subtext. This means that it can serve as complementary to the celebration of any other holiday with no regard to its origin. I also know that it’s not widely celebrated.

3) I guess Dark Souls 2… Not really happy with that answer, but I haven’t played very many games that came out this year.

4) Stop. Forced memes are not okay.

For those struggling at home, the last meme of the year is “blank is the last meme of the year”. You’re welcome.

5) B: I’m at a loss for words here. Did they really just say four-twenty blaze it instead of just blaze it?

Lyra: Just Blaze!

6) Yes. I was there today. And yes! Presents!

1) Sure thing! I mean, gold is my eye, magic, and cutie mark color after all!

2) Neigh.

3) Dracula? Dra-cool-a? Ha! I can get King Kong!

4) I don’t know! I had to work! I miss like every social event now!

5) Luigi Death Stare. Hooves down. That is still hilarious, with accompanying music!

1) Mostly because fictional implies not real.

2) B: Your “house” was a deathtrap of wards and enchantments designed to capture and harm intruders while practicing dangerous experiments, possibly on dangerous animals- I never asked because I didn’t want to know. I specifically warned you not to reactivate any of those traps after I left, but knowing your adventurous, defiant ways, there’s no way you complied. So if I told you where you live, instead of being stabbed you’d be dead. You’re welcome.

3) Only in that it’s original connotation referred to those who had lost their virginity before marriage as without purpose in formal romantic affairs, regardless of how it happened. But this was also before the full physical, emotional, psychological, and spiritual damage of rape was known. That the phrase’s use today is often associated with other, less horrific things is the result of melodrama and the dulling of society into a numb and uncaring state.

4) A fantastic composition. But to be honest, not on board with the choir boy. I liked this version better. And the Nightwish version the most. A matured voice does incredible things to the piece. Plus, it’s folk metal!

Edit: Oh! And yes I can roll my Rs!

genericanomaly:

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY [redacted] GOD I DON’T THINK YOU REALISE JUST HOW [redacted] IMPORTANT THIS IS HOLY [redacted] HOLY [redacted] (please remember)

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How I’m feeling inside.

Oh.

I can honestly say “fear of reindeer” is a phobia I never thought I’d develop.

Lyra: U-uh… Um…

B: You don’t have to answer that.

Lyra: I can take care of myself. It’s a… very complicated question. I’m not sure what I’d do unless I was there. I mean, there’s a lot of subtitles that could change everything- things I wouldn’t even know to ask about.

Lyra: … I don’t think I like this question very much…

1) Lyra: I can’t really take credit for that.

Bon-Bon: Well thank you for the compliment! It’s nice to be appreciated!

Lyra: Bon-Bon, look at the name.

Bon-Bon: … Well that’s mean.

2) That is a good point you bring up. I mean, especially after Twilight went to the- Wait how is that second part more important?

3) I’m not saying I gotta be ripped or anything. But give me a few pity points, at least.

4) Lyra: You’re close. Ahem. Flapjack! Hey Flapjack! Come with me, we’ll go and see, a place called Candied Island!

Bon-Bon: Who needs Candied Island? It’s safer at the docks.

Lyra: But there ain’t no streams of sodie pop, ta go tricklin’ down the ro~cks!

Bon-Bon: It’s dangerous and risky!

Lyra: But adventurous and free!

Tootsie: Adventure that’s the life for me!

Lyra: There’s lollipop trees and a lemonade sea!

Bon-Bon: Doesn’t sound very good to me…

5) Excuse you, I do study literature. Is every song not a poem?

It’s like looking through a window into my mind.

Oh I am so tired of this “natural” argument. It’s natural! It can’t be wrong because it’s na~tural!

But hey, you want to talk about what’s natural? Let’s talk about what’s natural. So let’s see here. First of all, murder. And I don’t mean for protection. I don’t mean hunting for food either, we’ll get to that later, I mean senseless slaughter. The chasing down and killing of another just because it was there.

What else? Cannibalism, of course. Everything from just eating a member of the same species to eating a mating partner, eating babies, and even eating their own babies!

Rape? The fate worse than death? Wouldn’t you know it that’s not only natural but it’s backed by who knows how many thousands of years of evolution! Female ducks have literally evolved specific ways to avoid pregnancy from unwanted male advances. I’m not even posting a link to this one. Too many pictures and videos.

“But Lyra” you might say, “You’re talking about specific species. We’re talking about eating meat. That’s something many animals do.” You’re absolutely right. Many animals eat meat. They even do it two different ways. They either hunt for meat, or scavenge for meat. Humans don’t have the digestive tract to scavenge, so clearly they must be hunters. Please describe to me then how going to a supermarket and picking up a pound of ground beef falls into anything describing a hunter? Sounds kind of unnatural to me.

Speaking of unnatural. Wanna know what’s unnatural? Environmental awareness. Massive farms used to produce lots of food in a small space, so as to disrupt as little of the neighboring ecosystem as possible. Charity for those less fortunate. Contraception. The purchasing of goods or services through an object or concept that may be amassed in such a way that is completely divorced from whatever it may be used to acquire, creating a society of efficiency through specialization in given areas we call jobs.

Civilization is not natural. Trusting that this tiny little coin can be used to feed me or assure my continued ownership over this territory I call a house is not natural. We. Are not. Natural. We often actively avoid things that are natural!

No matter how you feel about something society does, never argue that it’s right or wrong because it’s natural.

Hey! A new animation with me and Bon-Bon in it!

Conspiracy Theorist and I get promoted to… ugh…

But hey, this was pretty fun overall!

Wai~t a minute.

Oh [omitted] you guys…

Bon-Bon: Why is there fur on my bed?

Lyra: Because we own a dog.

Bon-Bon: Oh, uh uh! He is not allowed on my bed! Bad! Bad!

Lyra: Don’t scold my dog!

Bon-Bon: I’m not scolding the dog; he doesn’t know better.

Lyra: H-hey!

Bon-Bon: You let that dog on my bed again- I'ma bop you in the nose with this newspaper!

Lyra: Alright! Alright!