It’s the speech detection program I’m pirating (shhh). It had a new update a few days ago! I have it set up to omit certain words. I also have it set up to recognize certain sounds.

[Thud]

[Clap]

[Bang]

[Rattle]

Fire tends to hurt, yes.

But if you’re a ghost, why would it hurt you? Shouldn’t your nervous system only exist on your body?

Oh no! Yes! Please go! A body can’t survive very long without water!

Sounds like a winner then. I was just going to get hammered when I got out, but this…

[Swear Omitted] A! Ga~h-ha-ha~!

…

This sounds better…

After I get out, that is.

I haven’t a clue. I don’t even really believe in ghosts.

Those aren’t side effects; those are effects.

Is it going to make me loopy or intoxicated?

No thank you. I need food that’ll go down and stay down.

If this keeps getting worse, I’m liable to get nauseous from the pain.

You said without bad side-effects. I just said side-effects.

We’re being a little vague right now.

What is this drink? I don’t think I can have alcohol until I leave, and they won’t release me until this painkiller is out of my system.

Any side effects to this, completely legal stuff?

I don’t think the nurses are going to allow that.

[Preferences have been set to omit this word] happened!

Ahhh~!

…

Sorry…

Oh. There’s no way I can do that. Sorry. Is there anything else I can do for you?

Nothing else I can think of at the moment! Thanks though!

Oh, it’s going.

[Unintelligible]

Sorry about that. Pain kinda spikes every now and again.

Which one?

The IV drip back into the wall.

And then back into my arm.

Pretty sure that’s illegal at this point, though.