M-Meta powers?

It’s… sort of an internal thing. Like a perspective beyond my own. It’s not a panacea.

Wait, how can your face heal? Healing is done by shedding skin!

Still, it sounds painful.

That’s putting it mildly.

S-… Crap…

I just remembered I haven’t put any makeup on the scar on my stomach in a few days…

It’s weird, I hear those exact sounds every time I help Rarity and Basil…

Scandalous.

Wouldn’t a cigarette kind of set your fur on fire?

I guess if you tried. You could just barely touch the fur and fan it or something.

But that’s not what happened.

Considering I’ve had a cigarette put out on my foreleg, I don’t think I want to feel a burn worse than that.

Good luck with figuring that out, though.

Flappy the flapper. He’s a shapeshifter of some kind.

But he’s been acting sort of… I don’t want to say immature. More childish, I guess. Like… younger.

It’s hard to explain.

I haven’t heard from you in a while. How’s it going?

Not sure what good a bandaid is going to do, but yes go do those other things.

It’s the speech detection program I’m pirating (shhh). It had a new update a few days ago! I have it set up to omit certain words. I also have it set up to recognize certain sounds.

[Thud]

[Clap]

[Bang]

[Rattle]

Fire tends to hurt, yes.

But if you’re a ghost, why would it hurt you? Shouldn’t your nervous system only exist on your body?

Oh no! Yes! Please go! A body can’t survive very long without water!

Sounds like a winner then. I was just going to get hammered when I got out, but this…

[Swear Omitted] A! Ga~h-ha-ha~!

…

This sounds better…

After I get out, that is.

I haven’t a clue. I don’t even really believe in ghosts.

Those aren’t side effects; those are effects.

Is it going to make me loopy or intoxicated?

No thank you. I need food that’ll go down and stay down.

If this keeps getting worse, I’m liable to get nauseous from the pain.

You said without bad side-effects. I just said side-effects.

We’re being a little vague right now.

What is this drink? I don’t think I can have alcohol until I leave, and they won’t release me until this painkiller is out of my system.