Well, just stay away from her. That should do it, right?
I’ve been… just dandy.
Have you ever thought about, you know, just quitting?
How about some MAGICAL SCAR HEALING POWERS?
How about I fart out some grape-flavored bubbles while we’re making crap up.
WELL I SEE YOUR SOFTWARE DOESN’T FILTER RUDENESS.
Fine, I’ll get some makeup for your scar.
Sorry…
But thank you! It’s hard to see when I’m just walking around. But just the same, I don’t like it being exposed.
Seamare…?
Oh, the pictures.
Thanks for helping him!
ask-twilightreplied to yourpost:ask-twilight replied to your post: ask-twilight…STOP BREAKING MY HEARTGet me some foundation that matches my skin-tone and I won’t say another word about it.
How about some MAGICAL SCAR HEALING POWERS?
How about I fart out some grape-flavored bubbles while we’re making crap up.
Scar On Your Stomach? Also Crap Isn’t Censored…. Interesting. I Can Now Sign Off All My Messages To You “Crapfully Yours”
Too bad that website stopped updating.
STOP BREAKING MY HEART
Get me some foundation that matches my skin-tone and I won’t say another word about it.
M-Meta powers?
It’s… sort of an internal thing. Like a perspective beyond my own. It’s not a panacea.
Wait, how can your face heal? Healing is done by shedding skin!
Still, it sounds painful.
That’s putting it mildly.
S-… Crap…
I just remembered I haven’t put any makeup on the scar on my stomach in a few days…
It’s weird, I hear those exact sounds every time I help Rarity and Basil…
Scandalous.
ask-twilight replied to your post: Thats why I’m so confused. I havn’t had a drink or anything to eat in almost 500 yearsWouldn’t a cigarette kind of set your fur on fire?
I guess if you tried. You could just barely touch the fur and fan it or something.
But that’s not what happened.
Considering I’ve had a cigarette put out on my foreleg, I don’t think I want to feel a burn worse than that.
Good luck with figuring that out, though.
Flappy the flapper. He’s a shapeshifter of some kind.
But he’s been acting sort of… I don’t want to say immature. More childish, I guess. Like… younger.
It’s hard to explain.
I haven’t heard from you in a while. How’s it going?
Not sure what good a bandaid is going to do, but yes go do those other things.
It’s the speech detection program I’m pirating (shhh). It had a new update a few days ago! I have it set up to omit certain words. I also have it set up to recognize certain sounds.
[Thud]
[Clap]
[Bang]
[Rattle]
Fire tends to hurt, yes.
But if you’re a ghost, why would it hurt you? Shouldn’t your nervous system only exist on your body?