How do you play the lyre without fingers?
Anonymous

Telekinesis with a pick.

For more information.

Also.

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askcarrottop replied to your post: Thanks for the warning. If that happens, I’ll start signing as someone else. ~Dancer101
Or he could send you a secret word that you don’t post and he can sneak it in to every question to prove it’s him.

I dunno. Unless it’s, like, ‘the’ or 'of’, I think it’d get pretty obvious.

And the other way would be too hard to tell.

Really, though, the grammar thing worked for that one anon that was helping Gilda find Sweetie.

Thanks for the warning. If that happens, I'll start signing as someone else. ~Dancer101
Anonymous

And then somepony could switch to that. Or tell me that they’re you switching to another moniker.

See how this sort of falls apart? Best advise I can give is to either keep anonymous and develop a grammatical style that can be identified. Or never say anything too ‘heavy’. That way I’ll know if somepony starts acting weird saying they’re you.

Here's you daily reminder that you're beautiful, amazing, unique, kind, and all around wonderful. *kisses cheek and trots off*

Thanks, Star.

Maybe a hug next time, though. I don’t care much for kisses.

I like hugs, though.

Oh man, I still wish I could have helped you some how, I feel awful... If you need anything I'm always here, even though I'm a cat right now... hopefully that will wear off soon.

Really, it’s okay.

For the most part I was just having a lot of trouble getting used to feeling the pain. Now that it’s here, it’s not so bad.

I mean, it’s still bad, but I think I can resist yelling out.

I wouldn't. ~Dancer101

Are you being entirely truthful?

‘Cause I have a hunch.

I don't have a tumblr and I'm not allowed to get one. ~Dancer101
Anonymous

Not allowed to get one?

Okay!

Just, you know, keep in mind that some mean-spirited pony could try and impersonate you.

Oh, Lyra. I'm sorry. I hope you feel better. (to make things easier I'm going to start signing my questions since I have to be an anon). ~Dancer101
Anonymous

Thanks.

And, okay…

Have to be an anon?

What happened to you?
Anonymous

You know how everything in your body tells you to stop moving when you feel pain in your ankle?

You’d do well to listen to that.

Oh man, I must have been more tired than I thought cause I was taking a nap, but then you were gone when I woke up. I wish I could have helped you get home!

Sorry. Didn’t want to wake you.

It’s alright, Bon-Bon and Tootsie helped me get everything and head home.

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askapple-jack replied to your audio post: Got home a few hours ago. Just a minor exercise….
Wonderful stuff, Lyra, jus’ like always. I’m real glad y’all are doin’ better.

Thank you! It hurts to get up, but for the most part I’ve gotten used to it.

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Got home a few hours ago. Just a minor exercise. Very short, but it sounds alright.

Hey, can you play the All Star Rest Area theme from Super Smash Bros. Melee?
Anonymous

Well, I’m back home. And it looks simple enough.

Okay!

For Celestia’s sake…
You know what? After that last question, I’ll take it.
A unicorn horn is spiraled. Going toward a pony, their horn is somewhat smooth. But if you move away, it’s pretty abrasive unless it’s kept very, very well filed.
If somepony...

For Celestia’s sake…

You know what? After that last question, I’ll take it.

A unicorn horn is spiraled. Going toward a pony, their horn is somewhat smooth. But if you move away, it’s pretty abrasive unless it’s kept very, very well filed.

If somepony tried that without preparation, they’d probably cut their tongue. Might even get a tiny piece of bone lodged in it.

I personally have not been involved.

JMG's killed over 350 people over the past year and not all of them were terorists
Anonymous

Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life.

That quote was about staying your hand, but just as often the other decision has to be made. No pony will always pick the right one.

Life isn’t fair. It should be, but it’s not.

Now enough about jmg. I don’t mind talking to him because what he’s involved in is far removed enough from my past. But you’re hitting awful close, and I don’t appreciate it.