Oh, Lyra. I'm sorry. I hope you feel better. (to make things easier I'm going to start signing my questions since I have to be an anon). ~Dancer101
AnonymousThanks.
And, okay…
Have to be an anon?
Anonymous
What happened to you?
AnonymousYou know how everything in your body tells you to stop moving when you feel pain in your ankle?
You’d do well to listen to that.
Oh man, I must have been more tired than I thought cause I was taking a nap, but then you were gone when I woke up. I wish I could have helped you get home!
Sorry. Didn’t want to wake you.
It’s alright, Bon-Bon and Tootsie helped me get everything and head home.
Wonderful stuff, Lyra, jus’ like always. I’m real glad y’all are doin’ better.
Thank you! It hurts to get up, but for the most part I’ve gotten used to it.
Hey, can you play the All Star Rest Area theme from Super Smash Bros. Melee?
AnonymousWell, I’m back home. And it looks simple enough.
Okay!
For Celestia’s sake…
You know what? After that last question, I’ll take it.
A unicorn horn is spiraled. Going toward a pony, their horn is somewhat smooth. But if you move away, it’s pretty abrasive unless it’s kept very, very well filed.
If somepony tried that without preparation, they’d probably cut their tongue. Might even get a tiny piece of bone lodged in it.
I personally have not been involved.
JMG's killed over 350 people over the past year and not all of them were terorists
AnonymousMany that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life.
That quote was about staying your hand, but just as often the other decision has to be made. No pony will always pick the right one.
Life isn’t fair. It should be, but it’s not.
Now enough about jmg. I don’t mind talking to him because what he’s involved in is far removed enough from my past. But you’re hitting awful close, and I don’t appreciate it.
Not really much to add to this one.
I dyed my hair once!
Also, why doesn’t this pony have a thousand followers already?
I Hope You Still Find Time To Update Your Blog.
Oh, I’m sure I will.
I’ll still come home every night.
Recording music on the other hoof…
Maybe I’ll have time on the weekends.
Ah. Hope it all goes well.
[Yawn]
Me too.
Where?
Wherever they need me. All over Equestria.
Fortunately travel expense isn’t that bad.
That sounds familiar… But the other one has my name on it…
Get both. If they aren’t too expensive, that is.
Alright!
Thanks, Twilight!
Well okay then, but you should take it in case of emergencies. Here, take 2. You can stick one on your friend when they aren't looking and watch a pony's mane turn into an afro... or Marepunzle.
Not really one for pranking, but thanks! Could be helpful if somepony gets into a bind!
Okay. Substitute? For what?
Teacher.
Well, teacher’s aid.
Lyre Hero.
I would totes play that.
