Ask Lyra

Do you ever end up helping Sweetie with her homework?

everpresentshades-blog

Of course.

History and science aren’t my strong suit, but I can at least help her find what she’s looking for in textbooks.

We didn't even exchange any words and she's over at your place...*Sighs* What is wrong with me..

rarityreplies-blog

Stop it!

All you’re doing with this self-pity garbage is making things worse! You made a decision and I followed through with it. You’re not her mother figure anymore, I am. Walk with an air of confidence and relax! Sweetie still needs a sister! I can’t be that for her! You’re the only pony who can!

Luna above, Rarity. Am I going to have to be a parental figure to you too?

If you want to talk to Sweetie, you know my door is always open to you. In fact, doing so soon would be a good idea. Sweetie seems to think it’s her fault you can’t take care of her.

It’s no one’s fault.

Hmm… The thought just occurred to me…

I probably shouldn’t play Human Revolution around Sweetie. There’s a lot of swearing.

…

Crud.

Edit: Oh, and I have another recording done. Should I upload it at midnight or wait till midday tomorrow?

Oh man, I am really really in the mood for fish right now... I'm going to head home, find a fish to eat, lounge around while there's still sunlight, play with a ball of yarn, and I probably need to make a delivery... just a feeling. If you need to contact me, you know where to find me!

theblackstrawberry

Okay.

Thanks again for your help! Great to know I can count on you!

Pony Red Vs Blue

rainbowdashreplies:

Not as in RvB people as ponies, but which ponies would be RvB people. I’ll get around to drawing these once my tablet is fixed, but until then, I’ll just think about which character is which some more. I kinda ignored the main characters too much in favor of Freelancers…
The Director - Celestia
Tucker - Lyra
CT - Caramel
Washington - Twilight
Simmons - Scootaloo
Sarge - Rainbow Dash
York - Big Mac
Maine/The Meta - Spike
North - Pokey Pierce
South - Trixie

As long as I get that cool looking sword, I’m perfectly fine with being Tucker!

ask-sweetie-belle replied to your post: *knocks on your door* Hey Lyra!!!! It’s Black Strawberry, I brought Sweetie Belle!

Hi Lyra… *runs up and hugs* It’s good to see you.

It’s good to see you, Sweetie!

Yeah, but shouldn't everypony let their friends sign their casts when they have one? I mean, it would help the cast become a better memento.

Anonymous

Memento?

Brony, I hate this thing already! I’m chucking it the first chance I get!

*knocks on your door* Hey Lyra!!!! It's Black Strawberry, I brought Sweetie Belle!

theblackstrawberry

Thanks for your help!

Hi Sweetie!

Have any of your friends signed the cast on your leg?

Anonymous

Nope.

It’s a cast, not a yearbook.

Have you seen Basil? A Diamond Dog got a hold of his computer, and he ought to know.

someoscardude

He’s a rich guy, he could just buy a new one.

But no, I haven’t.

So, recently Twilight answered a long as hell question about the govermental operations of Equestria., It shws a cross section of operations in the world. Now, I can understand the Pegasi's roles, nature and weather control as well as external relations makes sense considering their wings, and Unicorns controlling magic makes sense. But why do Earth ponies work with Justice? Considering most Earth ponies seem to work on a rural basis I would assume Trade to be their strong point but no.

everpresentshades-blog

Because pegesi and unicorns looking to work in law enforcement would usually join the Equestrian Guard, where they’re highly valued, not local justice systems.

Is it true you wear clothes when you're home alone?

Anonymous

I wear socks when I’m in my room. I have poor circulation.

But that has no bearing on who else is here.

Well, three socks now. One of my hooves has a cast on it.

Okay, just got her, be there in about 10 minutes!

theblackstrawberry

Thanks!

Would you make a deal with Nightmare Moon for some hands?

Anonymous

This should cover it.

Short answer: no.

Hey Lyra, You feeling any better? I'm sitting here in a field, looking up at the sky, but my leg is killing me. Some random pony was kinda threatening Trixie, so I ran up to defend her and my leg started killing me again. I hope you are feeling better, and I hope Sweetie Belle is ok too. It's kinda funny how cause this, but I don't want her to know and to stress out. Anyways, see ya soon if I can make it to your house. -Mint

diamondmint

Sorry somepony was threatening your friend.

Hope you feel better soon! Don’t overdo it!