Gilda's argument with Twilight is scaring me. Why can't they just have a happy relationship?
Anonymous

I don’t know…

Happy is probably too much to hope for. There’s a lot of passion there, which is healthy. But last night… Why would anypony risk that?

Howdy, How's your hoof doing? *weak chuckle* Probably not that much better, but I thought I'd ask and try and be friendly. You are after all, one of my favorite ponies I stal- erm... visit with. *poker face*

Stal?

Stal…

Oh, Stalk.

I’m alright. Working on that Earthbound piece some more. Considering how well received that Pokemon piece was, this should blow everypony out of the water!

Probably won’t finish it today, though.

Geez calm down... I had not talked to you since you were in the hospital... How was I suppose to know! And as for myself, Perfect as always *Smile* I am having a really good day for many reasons. And you will know why once news from Canterlot reaches Ponyville *Cackle*

You’ll know when I’m amped up.

Is that a good reason or a bad reason?

Oh... Sorry for having you repeat yourself...

It’s cool.

I wouldn’t mind so much if it were less complicated.

Well it is your choice, speaking of which how did it shatter?

Ugh…

Everypony keeps asking this, and it isn’t simple to answer!

I’m not one hundred percent, but the short version is a fracture that got worse when I kept running on it and ignoring the pain.

Shattered hoof huh? You need a Hoof brace for at? Could make it heal faster.

I have a cast.

I don’t want it to heal faster, I want it to heal right.

don't worry, after tomorrow morning, if i'm not back, then the time after won't really matter, all that's important afterwards is that i can manage to get back safely. i have to go now, just in case, take this other key. you will know if you need it or not.

Um. Okay.

Good luck!

That’s fine. I’m not going to suddenly hate you over one incident.
Stay or go, but don’t expect me to let anypony walk over me.

That’s fine. I’m not going to suddenly hate you over one incident.

Stay or go, but don’t expect me to let anypony walk over me.

Hi Lyra! How is the hoof feeling?

Like it was shattered a few days ago.

I don’t mean to single you out, but can we just stop with the updates on my hoof? It will take months before it heals. Not a few days, not several weeks, months.

So I’ll just pretend you asked how I was feeling.

I’m fine! How are you?

Congratulations. It's still the least of mine.

Then why act offended? Hoping I’ll feel bad?

Why don’t you go bother somepony else until you learn how to behave?

Newsflash: I'm not called "Anon" because I just decided, "Oh hey, today I feel like becoming nopony." What makes your story any more valid than mine?

Because if it really hurt you, you wouldn’t bring it up.

As for me? It doesn’t bother me. That was the least of my worries.

Oh good! Your welcome, and I hope she likes it! Especially the fact that her name is written in rhinestones on the side, I thought that would make her smile :3 ~Dancer101
Anonymous

One of those fell off while I was inspecting it. I’ll just glue that back on.

All right, if something seems amiss I'll return it for you! ~Dancer101
Anonymous

Not quite what I was implying, but it seems okay.

Thank you! I’ll give this to Sweetie right way!

I was just joking. But thanks for that. You're probably right about that though. Most of my experiences in bed happened just so I'd have enough money to eat that week. I don't really spend time practicing, so I can't imagine I'm that great. Witch.

Cry me a river. At least you got paid for it.

Or do you really want to try strolling down that path?

Not that I believe you for half a second either way.

Just a small microphone for her to sing. But I completely understand if you don't feel comfortable about it. ~Dancer101
Anonymous

Well, I have a few mics for recording. But I guess it couldn’t hurt.

That is to say, I’ll inspect it thoroughly and throw it out if something seems amiss. If everything is in order, I’ll let her know where it came from!

Thanks, hopefully!