Ugh… Always with the fingers…

Wait… What are you implying “on your side”…?

Is there some way I could have fingers? Not that I’m interested…

krastosthegluemaker:

asklyra:

rainbowdashtumbls:

It should be obvious to use fur dye, like the one some ponies use on their coat. And it should be even more obvious to use a “kid-safe” dye, which isn’t toxic.

The way you put it on pets for pranks is by diluting it on a spray bottle and spraying it really quickly. It dyes the fur for a day or less,somewhat unevenly, and washes off on it’s own.

It doesn’t clump, it doesn’t weight it down, it’s not toxic and it’s fairly easy to apply, even if it runs away after being sprayed once or twice, there will be enough color on it’s coat.

Yeah, you ponies don’t seem to know much about pranking.

Maybe, but I do know a thing or two about misdemenor crimes.

You know, like breaking and entering, harassment, animal cruelty.

Things you wouldn’t be able to be convicted of. Rarity would never press charges against you or Sweetie. Gilda on the other hoof…?

 Yeah, Lyra’s right.

I know it might seem like the best “revenge”, but it’s still an illegal revenge. And an illegal revenge is never the best revenge. And as all things that could be considered the best revenge(s) are illegal, that means there’s no best revenge.

Not quite…

My best recommendation is for Gilda to not talk about any of this anymore publicly.

rainbowdashtumbls:

It should be obvious to use fur dye, like the one some ponies use on their coat. And it should be even more obvious to use a “kid-safe” dye, which isn’t toxic.

The way you put it on pets for pranks is by diluting it on a spray bottle and spraying it really quickly. It dyes the fur for a day or less,somewhat unevenly, and washes off on it’s own.

It doesn’t clump, it doesn’t weight it down, it’s not toxic and it’s fairly easy to apply, even if it runs away after being sprayed once or twice, there will be enough color on it’s coat.

Yeah, you ponies don’t seem to know much about pranking.

Maybe, but I do know a thing or two about misdemenor crimes.

You know, like breaking and entering, harassment, animal cruelty.

Things you wouldn’t be able to be convicted of. Rarity would never press charges against you or Sweetie. Gilda on the other hoof…?

I Wont Paint The Cat. Simple.

I would appreciate that, thanks.

Now if we could just avoid property damage so she can’t have you arrested…

You’re welcome to try. I can’t guarantee anything, though.

A classic tune to to be sure.

Consider it added to the queue.

Sounds like a complicated existence.

 asklyra said: Well… I guess none of those are too bad… Except painting opal. The cat didn’t do anything wrong.

rainbowdashtumbls:

Opal won’t really mind being a different color. Rarity will be bugged by the fact that the cat stands out against everything, though.

And you suddenly know what would upset a cat?

Nevermind being irritated by the action of being painted, how about being weighed down by the paint itself? Or her fur clumping together from it?

Oh, a few.

At this point, I have more than I’ll be able to complete in the near future, all things considered.

I remember playing Hard Corps, it was pretty good! I wasn’t very good at video games at the time, though. I think I never got to level three.

As for music, I prefer Super C’s soundtrack over Hard Corps.

Were you always a cat, though?

I Love That Song.

It’s great, right? Time just slips away while listening to it!

Meta powers sends its’ regards.

Beautiful, of course!

I’d love to play that in a symphony.

Lots and lots of asks, evidently.

Guess everypony is making up for how few I got yesterday.

I’d really rather it just healed naturally, thanks.