Hmm.. I'll just bring a few different kinds then. Well, I'll be there in a few.
Alright.
I’ll probably be playing Deus Ex when you get here.
No I just think you act in a way that isn't health for you. I really think you'd feel better if you told us what was up.
AnonymousWell, I guess I did ask.
Won’t make that mistake again.
What do you mean weakest? It makes perfect sense. The reason you came onto land is because you can't truly experience music underwater. So you went to see some surgeon pony who grafted artificial mint-flavored legs to you, and then he removed your gills, gave you lungs, changed your tail some, and then did some other stuff to make you look like a land Unicorn pony. I'm glad you're able to live this dream of being on land.
AnonymousSlippery slopes, by definition, don’t make sense. It’s just one argument built upon another, assuming each one is correct.
But whatever. However wrong your method, you got the answer. I’m really a seapony. That’s the unavoidable truth.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to wipe off some of this sarcasm. This reply was so thick some of it oozed onto my keyboard.
It does offend me. It's not good to bottle your emotions up. If you told us why you were upset maybe someone could help. At the very least it might make you feel better.
AnonymousI’ve lived a life ripe with trouble. You think I don’t know how to handle myself?
I’m fine.
I’ll always be fine.
{chest tapping} Does it have to do with today's incident, or your financial status?
Everything snowballs together, Mister Special Agent York.
Oh yes, does Bon Bon like tea? I'd like to know what kind to bring over...
I dunno.
I think she’s at work right now.
I was able to tell that you were once a unicorn seapony because of the way you sit. You see, underwater, seaponies have no need of curling up, because they can just float in place. Because you were once so used to just floating in place instead of curling up, you just sit straight, which is the closest you can do on land to floating in place.
AnonymousThat is the weakest slippery slope I have ever heard.
Evening Lyra. How have things been going for you?
Miserable, Mister Special Agent York.
All this rain doesn’t help.
Why are you so moody today? What went wrong?
AnonymousIf I wanted to talk about it, I would have.
Hope that doesn’t offend you.
Ah, I ain't had soda in a while, what kind is it? And I'll come bother ya for a while. Let me just clean up right quick.
Colta-Cola.
I prefer Pepsi, but Bon-Bon never buys anything that doesn’t have a pun in it.
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Meta powers said that would be funny. Let me know if it was.
Oh... well how about some tea leaves? I'm feel rather lonely in this greenhouse. Nopony has visited in a while, and I haven't gotten an order for any seeds or plants either. I'm starting to talk to my plants here x.X
You can come over, I guess. But I’m just drinking a soda.
Well that sucks. You out of the hospital yet? If so I can bring ya over that herbal painkiller.
Quite some time ago, yes.
And I’m alright. I’ve got used to it. Coming down off the mor-I mean, ‘painkiller’ just made it hurt more until I evened out again.
