I never made it without biting, ask Owlowiscious.

Edit: By the way, I thought this was pretty funny before it stopped updating.

Pick a school, donate to it.

There isn’t a whole lot I can do to help. I haven’t even got a job subbing yet. Even then chances are I won’t be subbing for a music class so I won’t have any first-hoof knowledge of a school’s music budget.

I know a thing or two about lyres.

[Bah Dum Ps~h]

Thanks, Sweetie!

[Sigh]

Hi Snowflake…

Not the most pleasant way to start a conversation, is it? Not picking on you, just showing you what that’s like.

What can I do for you?

Technically, you just said it was Gilda’s. I never did.

Orphanages need money more than instruments. Pawn them and donate the money for food.

…

How… How can that even be a lie? Is it that you don’t actually care about the answer? Because you can ask a question without lying and still not care about the answer.

I might have a few times during recess.

Just give her the stupid guitar back. She’s not going to learn anything from this.

Be better than she was.

I’m just going to choose to not read the account name when I see that mask on your avatar from now on.

…

I’m conflicted…

But I think mostly I’m just disappointed. What a load of misplaced effort.

I don’t care about my parents.

They obviously didn’t care about me.

askcoffeeseer submitted:

Could you try doing this piece of music?

Or is that the wrong version of the song?

I’d like to, Mister Special Agent York. But those are tabs. They’re designed to be read quickly and easily for guitar. I have no idea how to read them. To me, that might as well be wrote in Dragonic.

I have to have sheet music.

Up on the shore they work all day. Out in the sun they slave away.

No more of this! Understand?! NO MORE!

You want to talk to her?! She’s right here! No more excuses for this!

I’m all-but-certain that isn’t up to me.

But I would guess not. It’s too simple an instrument and doesn’t really work for most pieces, except in satire.

Oh, Celestia… It’s real…

How am I supposed to compare land to living under water? I’ve only ever lived on land!

Good thing I go by post-game Disgaea figures. Seven hundred seventy-seven isn’t even a flash-in-the-pan.