Sounds Minecraftian, in a way.

Adventu~re!

Can I RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR all of his organs out first?

I prefer to make as little mess as possible. So no, please.

Oh no! Don’t be silly! You’re fine! It’s that other guy that needs to go!

Let me know if I’m laying it on too thick.

Maybe if I was Boscov.

Hypothetically speaking?

My study of amplification magic doesn’t stop with sound.

I can literally break your neck with my bare hooves.

Statutory is no joke. You stay away from that child, and this house.

I will break your neck with my bare hooves.

I never made it without biting, ask Owlowiscious.

Edit: By the way, I thought this was pretty funny before it stopped updating.

Pick a school, donate to it.

There isn’t a whole lot I can do to help. I haven’t even got a job subbing yet. Even then chances are I won’t be subbing for a music class so I won’t have any first-hoof knowledge of a school’s music budget.

I know a thing or two about lyres.

[Bah Dum Ps~h]

Thanks, Sweetie!

[Sigh]

Hi Snowflake…

Not the most pleasant way to start a conversation, is it? Not picking on you, just showing you what that’s like.

What can I do for you?

Technically, you just said it was Gilda’s. I never did.

Orphanages need money more than instruments. Pawn them and donate the money for food.

…

How… How can that even be a lie? Is it that you don’t actually care about the answer? Because you can ask a question without lying and still not care about the answer.

I might have a few times during recess.

Just give her the stupid guitar back. She’s not going to learn anything from this.

Be better than she was.

I’m just going to choose to not read the account name when I see that mask on your avatar from now on.

…

I’m conflicted…

But I think mostly I’m just disappointed. What a load of misplaced effort.

I don’t care about my parents.

They obviously didn’t care about me.