Does that mean I have to go too?
Oh no! Don’t be silly! You’re fine! It’s that other guy that needs to go!
Let me know if I’m laying it on too thick.
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That was a completely hypothetical question, Lyra. There's no need to get violent.
Hypothetically speaking?
My study of amplification magic doesn’t stop with sound.
I can literally break your neck with my bare hooves.
Statutory is no joke. You stay away from that child, and this house.
Now, how many licks does it take to get to the center of Tootsie?
I will break your neck with my bare hooves.
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop?
I never made it without biting, ask Owlowiscious.
Edit: By the way, I thought this was pretty funny before it stopped updating.
I was thinking more for schools or something, not for money. They aren't worth much as cash, but they are worth something as an instrument.
Pick a school, donate to it.
There isn’t a whole lot I can do to help. I haven’t even got a job subbing yet. Even then chances are I won’t be subbing for a music class so I won’t have any first-hoof knowledge of a school’s music budget.
Pshh. What are you talking about? That guy doesn't lie.
I know a thing or two about lyres.
[Bah Dum Ps~h]
Thanks, Sweetie!
*sigh* hi lyra...
[Sigh]
Hi Snowflake…
Not the most pleasant way to start a conversation, is it? Not picking on you, just showing you what that’s like.
What can I do for you?
Who said it was Gilda's? I actually have several old ones to donate.
Technically, you just said it was Gilda’s. I never did.
Orphanages need money more than instruments. Pawn them and donate the money for food.
So, Lyra, tell me, have you ever played four square?
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How… How can that even be a lie? Is it that you don’t actually care about the answer? Because you can ask a question without lying and still not care about the answer.
I might have a few times during recess.
Hey Lyra, know any small foals that could use a guitar? I have one here I would like to donate. -Mint
Just give her the stupid guitar back. She’s not going to learn anything from this.
Be better than she was.
Aww... that's alright, Lyra. I care for you.
I’m just going to choose to not read the account name when I see that mask on your avatar from now on.
Lyra, I am your father. I am a ghost. OOOOOOOOOOOO. No. That was in bad taste. I am not actually your father.
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I’m conflicted…
But I think mostly I’m just disappointed. What a load of misplaced effort.
I don’t care about my parents.
They obviously didn’t care about me.
If you dont mind….
askcoffeeseer submitted:
Could you try doing this piece of music?
Or is that the wrong version of the song?
I’d like to, Mister Special Agent York. But those are tabs. They’re designed to be read quickly and easily for guitar. I have no idea how to read them. To me, that might as well be wrote in Dragonic.
I have to have sheet music.
