Hey Lyra, is that face still buggin ya?

Nah. I’d just delete the messages if it was.

Joke is wearing thin, though.

I'm missing your point.

Take one step in this house and you’ll be missing your point.

Savvy?

did you see this comic?

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/250/2/0/lyra_to_the_stars_by_adamrbi-d491zm7.jpg

sorry if it’s already been sent to you a few times

I have seen it, yes.

I don’t know why everypony always gives me blue or green magic.

It’s… interesting. Can’t say I’ve ever done that, though.

Tootsie? Great suggestion!

I’m not sure she even uses her account anymore.

Well, Lyra, it's been fun, but it's time for me to move to somepony else because I don't care about ya. The question is... who? Any suggestions?

Just go the [omitted] on.

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Lyra, I'm actually you from the future. You know, after you get that thing out of your butt.

I’ll assume this is the confession from the other message.

I don’t really have a further response than that.

The bananas are now diamonds.

Eh, probably better than when bananas get all mushy and rotten.

Gotta say that I was not expecting an ethical question to be answered with a Pokemon reference. I...I think I need to evaluate some things.

I can have that affect on some ponies.

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soundoflonesomeness replied to your post: Can a pony get a cutie mark for an illegal act?
… These tears… they taste like nostalgia…

I always liked that episode.

god, your depressing me. no more childhood for you.

This is why I don’t talk about it much.

Can a pony get a cutie mark for an illegal act? Like would the worlds greatest cat burglar get like, a gloved hand taking a diamond as a cutie mark? Or like the best assassin get crosshairs?

Remember that one episode of Pokemon where all the main characters’ pokemon got lost and subtitles came up so you could understand what they were saying for once? Remember that one line? It went something like…

There are no bad pokemon, just bad trainers.

There are no illegal cutie marks. You can use a talent to do something illegal, but even thieves can have positive impacts. The best pickpocket in the world can train law enforcement in how to detect if somepony is trying to steal something.

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askcoffeeseer replied to your post: Lyra, I am your father. I am a ghost. OOOOOOOOOOOO. No.
…?

I’m an orphan, York. Try to keep up. This isn’t the first time I’ve mentioned it.

Oh that's good. I was afraid I was gonna have to go too. That kind of behavior is uncalled for. That's not how you make "B F F's".

So… That is how you make BFFs?

Or do you mean to say, you don’t know whether or not you like bananas?

Oh hey I was gonna ask about work but I suppose I should let your murder this guy for being creepy

Blam!

Short version, still nothing.