I can have that affect on some ponies.

… These tears… they taste like nostalgia…

I always liked that episode.

This is why I don’t talk about it much.

Remember that one episode of Pokemon where all the main characters’ pokemon got lost and subtitles came up so you could understand what they were saying for once? Remember that one line? It went something like…

There are no bad pokemon, just bad trainers.

There are no illegal cutie marks. You can use a talent to do something illegal, but even thieves can have positive impacts. The best pickpocket in the world can train law enforcement in how to detect if somepony is trying to steal something.

…?

I’m an orphan, York. Try to keep up. This isn’t the first time I’ve mentioned it.

…

So… That is how you make BFFs?

Or do you mean to say, you don’t know whether or not you like bananas?

Blam!

Short version, still nothing.

Sounds Minecraftian, in a way.

Adventu~re!

Can I RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR all of his organs out first?

I prefer to make as little mess as possible. So no, please.

Oh no! Don’t be silly! You’re fine! It’s that other guy that needs to go!

Let me know if I’m laying it on too thick.

Maybe if I was Boscov.

Hypothetically speaking?

My study of amplification magic doesn’t stop with sound.

I can literally break your neck with my bare hooves.

Statutory is no joke. You stay away from that child, and this house.

I will break your neck with my bare hooves.

I never made it without biting, ask Owlowiscious.

Edit: By the way, I thought this was pretty funny before it stopped updating.

Pick a school, donate to it.

There isn’t a whole lot I can do to help. I haven’t even got a job subbing yet. Even then chances are I won’t be subbing for a music class so I won’t have any first-hoof knowledge of a school’s music budget.