The bananas are now diamonds.
Eh, probably better than when bananas get all mushy and rotten.
Gotta say that I was not expecting an ethical question to be answered with a Pokemon reference. I...I think I need to evaluate some things.
I can have that affect on some ponies.
… These tears… they taste like nostalgia…
I always liked that episode.
Can a pony get a cutie mark for an illegal act? Like would the worlds greatest cat burglar get like, a gloved hand taking a diamond as a cutie mark? Or like the best assassin get crosshairs?
Remember that one episode of Pokemon where all the main characters’ pokemon got lost and subtitles came up so you could understand what they were saying for once? Remember that one line? It went something like…
There are no bad pokemon, just bad trainers.
There are no illegal cutie marks. You can use a talent to do something illegal, but even thieves can have positive impacts. The best pickpocket in the world can train law enforcement in how to detect if somepony is trying to steal something.
…?
I’m an orphan, York. Try to keep up. This isn’t the first time I’ve mentioned it.
Oh that's good. I was afraid I was gonna have to go too. That kind of behavior is uncalled for. That's not how you make "B F F's".
…
So… That is how you make BFFs?
Or do you mean to say, you don’t know whether or not you like bananas?
Oh hey I was gonna ask about work but I suppose I should let your murder this guy for being creepy
Short version, still nothing.
Setting camp up, got a cross the river in 2 and a half an hour.... A pony would have made it in 10 minutes probably... I'm back in a forest, going to sleep in a tree
Sounds Minecraftian, in a way.
Can I RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR all of his organs out first?
I prefer to make as little mess as possible. So no, please.
Does that mean I have to go too?
Oh no! Don’t be silly! You’re fine! It’s that other guy that needs to go!
Let me know if I’m laying it on too thick.
Anonymous
That was a completely hypothetical question, Lyra. There's no need to get violent.
Hypothetically speaking?
My study of amplification magic doesn’t stop with sound.
I can literally break your neck with my bare hooves.
Statutory is no joke. You stay away from that child, and this house.
Now, how many licks does it take to get to the center of Tootsie?
I will break your neck with my bare hooves.
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop?
I never made it without biting, ask Owlowiscious.
Edit: By the way, I thought this was pretty funny before it stopped updating.
