You woudln't believe how hard I'm trying not to -_- Anyway, I'm getting my libido under control. My therapist thinks my trauma had something to do with why I'm this way, and Arbor and Rory are keeping me on my feet ^^

We all have our own ways for controlling things. Whatever works for you.

*punches anon in face and stuffs him in a cupboard*

Internet.

Asterisks.

Doesn’t do anything.

You just take it or leave.

I’m a big girl. I’ll get over it.

Isn't Colgate's power, like, cleaning stuff? So sex with Colgate would basically mean instantly no more STDs, even though you wouldn't have them anyway because you're better than that.

I don’t think you know how STDs work.

*hugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugs* It's Kissmas.

Thanks.

I don’t really celebrate, but thanks for hugging me instead of kissing me.

Hello Miss Lyra, how're yew today? :3

I was doing fine up until about sixty seconds ago…

You strike me as the type of pony that has syphilis.
Anonymous

I-…

Even if given one hundred years, I could not possibly articulate how offended I am right now!!

I KNOW THE DRAGON HEAD!
Anonymous

That’s nice, dear.

Got up 5 hours ago to continue my walk along the beach. After 4 hours, the compass started pointing across the ocean... It took me half an hour to convince a whale to let me ride his back... It's pretty awkward since I'm sitting under an umbrella on a whale's back in the middle of an ocean, but at least the other land mass isn't that far. I don't even know what that place is called.

Wh-…

That’s interesting.

Hope the grass is greener over there!

askrainbow:
“ I Like my Beats HARD and FAST!
”
Then where’s the trash metal?

askrainbow:

I Like my Beats HARD and FAST!

Then where’s the trash metal?

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Truth is stranger than fiction.

Then you run across this.

But yeah, I’d seen it already.

I used to not eat any animals... but lately fish... so delicious....

I understand. I just don’t like to think about it.

T_T yeah, I'll try to bring some back, we will have a giant pot of delicious sea food

Please… please don’t…

I try not to think about animals eating meat…

I'll take two then.

I don’t have a joke for this.

Next one better be funny, or I’m deleting it.

Hey Lyra, is that face still buggin ya?

Nah. I’d just delete the messages if it was.

Joke is wearing thin, though.

I'm missing your point.

Take one step in this house and you’ll be missing your point.

Savvy?