So Lyra how has your day being? Without ruined by that one anon aside that! Was it a awesome day overall? >:D

Um… Not really.

I haven’t done anything.

I should probably get to work on another recording… But I really want to play some more Deus Ex…

I'd be willing to pay an acceptable amount of money for some of your syphilis.
Anonymous

I mean… I’m pretty used to being insulted. I can put up a pretty darn tough front. But that just came completely out of nowhere!

The hay did I do to deserve that?!

I like to think that anon says that to everyone he meets as a formal greting. "Mom, I..I want you to meet my fiance Anon." "Hello dear!" Ten seconds later the relationship is over.
Hey Lyra, since there's no good single males in Ponyville, why don't you just be a fillyfooler with Bon-Bon?
Anonymous

Would certainly simplify things, wouldn’t it?

I can’t help it. I’m not attracted to mares. Besides, Bon-Bon and I are more like sisters at this point. It would be really awkward.

"As speak one of muse, the lyrics of such mask a man may wear must appeal to you - for this, I must ask - what is of the saddest song you know of? Doth your harp enjoy such melodies of tragedy? Are thou trained more-so in the haste driven strings of warfare?

All things being relative, Black Hole Sun was a pretty dark song for me for quite some time. I listened to it a lot after someone I was really close to died.

Are we differentiating between sad and depressing? If not, half of That Handsome Devil’s library is pretty depressing. Notable call outs to songs like Kiss the Cook and Marilyn Loves Heroin.

If we are, I’d say Tree Food is sad without being depressing. Same artist.

All those being songs I at least ‘like’, by the way.

Also, parental advisory. Don’t recommend the foals listening to any of those by That Handsome Devil. If the saddest thing you’re used to listening to is a song about a breakup, you don’t want any of this.

Can I have some of it?
Anonymous

Go nuts.

I can’t remember what’s being talked about anyway.

*Waves hello*

Hello!

How’s it going?

*Kisses Lyra..* Happy International Kissing Day! Don't be so moody better start being groovy! >:D

Nice saying! I’ll try and remember that one!

No kisses, please. Not a kiss-y kind of pony.

You woudln't believe how hard I'm trying not to -_- Anyway, I'm getting my libido under control. My therapist thinks my trauma had something to do with why I'm this way, and Arbor and Rory are keeping me on my feet ^^

We all have our own ways for controlling things. Whatever works for you.

*punches anon in face and stuffs him in a cupboard*

Internet.

Asterisks.

Doesn’t do anything.

You just take it or leave.

I’m a big girl. I’ll get over it.

Isn't Colgate's power, like, cleaning stuff? So sex with Colgate would basically mean instantly no more STDs, even though you wouldn't have them anyway because you're better than that.

I don’t think you know how STDs work.

*hugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugs* It's Kissmas.

Thanks.

I don’t really celebrate, but thanks for hugging me instead of kissing me.

Hello Miss Lyra, how're yew today? :3

I was doing fine up until about sixty seconds ago…

You strike me as the type of pony that has syphilis.
Anonymous

I-…

Even if given one hundred years, I could not possibly articulate how offended I am right now!!

I KNOW THE DRAGON HEAD!
Anonymous

That’s nice, dear.