I’m going to tell you right now exactly what’s going to happen.

I’m going to get the first measure down, then I’m going to get frustrated and quit.

I’ll still try when I get back, but that’s exactly what’s going to happen.

Now’s fine.

Also, I found your house, Black Strawberry. Didn’t realize how long a mile was! That’s the measurement some of Earth uses, right?

Which room is your room?

Oh… That’s what I was doing out…

Hold on…

Still looking for the mailbox.

Look, I’ve never done this before. I play by sheet because I can’t do this by ear.

Now I’m willing to try here, but you gotta throw me a bone. I got some notes, I have no idea what scale or duration. I’m not going to screw with this all night just for it to come out like crap.

Now when you say C, which C? Middle C? Am I going up or down from that? I’m assuming treble.

jmg1234:

e b c-flat a b g a f# e b c-flat a b g f e b c a b g a f d g a g a g f e (2nd part) e b b abc cdcba f e b b abc cdb e bb abc cdc b a g d g a g a gfe 

What’s the note duration on these? Quarter if there’s a space and eighth if there isn’t?

I count my blessings everyday.

There’s a lot more of them than many might think.

Alright, headed out now. I’ll see what I can do.

Oh… Sorry…

No, I didn’t get them.

Uh…

Where’s your house again?

I got it.

What’s up?

That jokes about sexually transmitted diseases aren’t funny when aimed at ponies who have, on more than one occasion, had intercourse without being one hundred percent, willfully consenting.

I’m sorry, I was hoping that’s what you’ve learned.

Fine, mission complete.

Can you drop it now?

…

I can’t complain, it was sort of funny in its minimalistic approach.

But the whole subject is wearing thin.

I can’t for the life of me think of what I could draw that would get the idea across any better.

How else can I explain this to you?