So... Since you're a mother-figure to Sweetie now... Shouldn't you also be concerned about Sweetie having a good father-figure?
Anonymous
I… Guess… The thought has crossed my mind more than once.
In a way, Bon-Bon is more of the mother-figure and I’m more of the father-figure. But I know that’s not the same…
Don’t take this the wrong way if you read it, Mister Special Agent York, but that’s sort of the reason I’m anxious about taking our relationship any further. You’re a great guy on your own, but I have other concerns now than when we met.
You aren’t exactly father material.
I'm not a parent so I don't want to sound like some idiot who decides to pass off tips but I think you really need to ask her and get a solid answer, god forbid she's scared of him so she hasn't said anything.
I know… I know…
I’m hoping she’ll come to me if she needs help. That’s one of the big things I want her to learn about. If she can’t solve something on her own, I’m there to help.
Speaking of Sweetie how is she doing? Any update on her classmate?
I meant to talk with her about it… But she hasn’t mentioned it again.
I even brought it up once, but she went on about something else (which admittedly was more important at the moment).
Haven’t heard anything else about it from school. Maybe he just backed off.
Plus you can scope out the place and give Sweetie some first hand tips on how to survive that particular school.
Well… Probably not. She won’t be going to high school for quite some time.
Trends change so rapidly, it’d just feed her false information.
Oh god, you realize you will be entering Drama Planet the moment you walk into that high school right? You poor soul.
Well… Yeah…
But money! A weeks worth of money! I can go ahead and order that new bed!
Hey Lyra, party at my bunker, would you like to come?
I am in sort of a party mood…
But no. I’m afraid I know better than that.
What about typewrter aka Mandark?
No.
But hey! I just got a job for all of next week! And it’s the high school right here in Ponyville! I barely have to travel at all!
Is it wrong that I imagined the syphilis guy as sounding just like Rigby?
Yes.
Yes it is.
I’d expect such crude behavior from Muscleman, but not Rigby.
*Is already kneeling in prayer before you*
Anonymous
When praying to Lyra, you must face the-
WES-S-S-T!
the witch turned my curse into something i wanted. so i thought being a ghost at will would be nice, and she said okay, so now i can be come a ghost. the only rules are i can't make other people ghosts for too long. thanks for pushing the button for me, walking all the way back would have been a pain. i'm going to visit trixie, she seems like a nice person, you can have this. it's a jar of fog, it only extends up to a 20 foot radius, and when you close it, the fog goes back. thanks for helping!
Yeah… I was wondering about its practicality if it just went away after you used it.
Thanks! Good conversation starter at any rate.
*Gasp* You're a goddess! May we worship you?
Anonymous
If I say no, would that really stop anypony that planned on doing it anyway?
You really don't seem that offended... Uh... I apologize for what I did.
Anonymous
It’s fine.
I was just caught off-guard.
How are you doing today?~
I’m alright.
Got scared to half-to-death not long ago.
Headed home now.
What about L? Can we call you L?
Anonymous
‘L’ would still be verbally pronounced as 'El’.
Which I think in some languages translates to 'god’.
So… Take that however you want.
Anonymous
Thanks, but isn’t Lyra a short enough name? Do you really need to drop it down to one syllable?
