Hey Lyra, party at my bunker, would you like to come?
I am in sort of a party mood…
But no. I’m afraid I know better than that.
What about typewrter aka Mandark?
No.
But hey! I just got a job for all of next week! And it’s the high school right here in Ponyville! I barely have to travel at all!
Is it wrong that I imagined the syphilis guy as sounding just like Rigby?
Yes.
Yes it is.
I’d expect such crude behavior from Muscleman, but not Rigby.
the witch turned my curse into something i wanted. so i thought being a ghost at will would be nice, and she said okay, so now i can be come a ghost. the only rules are i can't make other people ghosts for too long. thanks for pushing the button for me, walking all the way back would have been a pain. i'm going to visit trixie, she seems like a nice person, you can have this. it's a jar of fog, it only extends up to a 20 foot radius, and when you close it, the fog goes back. thanks for helping!
Yeah… I was wondering about its practicality if it just went away after you used it.
Thanks! Good conversation starter at any rate.
*Gasp* You're a goddess! May we worship you?
AnonymousIf I say no, would that really stop anypony that planned on doing it anyway?
You really don't seem that offended... Uh... I apologize for what I did.
AnonymousIt’s fine.
I was just caught off-guard.
What about L? Can we call you L?
Anonymous‘L’ would still be verbally pronounced as 'El’.
Which I think in some languages translates to 'god’.
So… Take that however you want.
love ya, ly
AnonymousThanks, but isn’t Lyra a short enough name? Do you really need to drop it down to one syllable?
Now, since you're the laughing stalk of Ponyville, you're never gonna leave your house again, right?
AnonymousYeah, yeah… Totes…
Hehehe sorry maybe I should have yelled SUPRISE!! Watch what I can do now! *skin color starts fading until everything is pale and then translucent* I can walk through walls!! *sticks head through door*
How… W-What?
What’s happening to my world?!
*walks through the door* HELLLLLLOOOOOO LYRA!!! thanks for hitting the button. more or less, the two buttons act as a teleportaion device and it teleports me back to my bath tub.
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