Okay, see you then.
Okay!
On a related note, I’ll be unavailable in about three hours while out to dinner.
Have you ever saved some pony's life?
Anonymous…
Maybe… Indirectly, maybe my actions have stopped somepony from dying…
Have I ever stood over somepony hanging from the brink and pulled them back to safety? No… I was always either too late…
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Sorry, this isn’t a subject I’m fond of… I think that’s it from me for tonight.
If that's some convoluted logic you're trying to pull to get everypony to refer to you as a person from now on I don't think it's working.
Uh… No.
What's even worse about that gag is that it operates on an additional, mocking level, in which they subtly bring up the allegations of you wishing to be a person.
“Person” and “people” are just terms denoting any sentient creature.
Ponies just tend to call everypony a pony as slang. I mean, most of the time that’s who you’re talking to.
would you like to hang out tomorrow?
Well… That’s sort of up in the air.
I need to hear back from a bear.
*ding dong* dear lyra, you are a wonderful person. inclosed in this letter is a check for 200 bits. you deserve a new bed you great pony. - anon.
Anonymous…
That’s all it says.
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Granted it has “*ding dong*” wrote out too, but no envelope, no money, no nothing.
What an elaborate, yet minimalistic gag.
That sounds bad... better call your ponynet provider. I'm trying to play Deus Ex... even with everything turned down to a minimum, it still lags... im so sad...
Sorry dude. I got it on the Xcolt so I wouldn’t have to worry about that.
Are you sure you don't want me to give you that extra bed I have?
I’m sure.
But… I did want to talk to you about something you said not long ago.
Hey Lyra, would you like some assistance looking for a new bed at a reasonable price? There are so many helpful ponies on tumblr, I'm sure it wouldn't take too long to find one in your price range!
AnonymousI’ve already picked one out. I even have the money to buy it right now. But I need to know I have the income to cover it.
why am i hinting a touch of frustration when i read that?
Because I’ve seriously said it at least ten times.
If you meant the bed thing, because it really is fine! But no pony seems to want to believe me.
new bed? new job? do tell
I’ve only mentioned that I’m going to be a substitute teacher’s aid about ten times now.
We have three beds in the house. One for Bon-Bon, one for Tootsie, and one for me. But I gave Sweetie my bed when she moved in. I can’t get comfortable on the couch, so I’ve been sleeping on the floor in the office; A.K.A, my recording room.
It’s not that bad though! I’m sleeping on a blanket!
Lyra, did you count how many bits were in that jar? And how much does a bed cost?
You had quite a chunk in change! All together it came out to roughly 8 bits!
Unfortunately, even without a frame to set it on, the bed will cost a little over two hundred…
I was a very sweet gesture, Sweetie. If you want, you can have the money back and you can spend it on something for yourself. You earned it after all.
It just warms my heart that you’d go through so much trouble for me! If it makes you feel any better, I can sleep on Tootsie’s bed tonight and tomorrow night, while she isn’t here.
I’ll get a bed soon, I promise. I just need to make sure this new job works out.
What About Bill And Teds Telephone Booth
I didn’t think about that one.
But they only had it for the day, right? They had to return it. So, there must be some kind of hand-off stipulation where you only have it for so long for it to remain balanced up against the other choices.
