Ask Lyra

Would you one day write a book about the life of a mare named Lyla or Dyla or something, who's life by chance happens to mirrors yours very much?

Anonymous

I don’t think so.

When I go, so too goes the horrors I’ve endured.

But don’t cry for me, I’m still dancing around to this song!

It’s so awesome! I never realized it was so awesome!

The previous comment was sent to Pauly Shore, unfortunately was too late in stopping him from being a part of Bucky Larsen.

everpresentshades-blog

I wish I got this joke.

Or that I had the time to look it up.

Hay der Lyra poni, ur muzak is rlly gud. U shud play wit MCR.

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa

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Oh okay. I'm sorry I don't want to make you remember anything that would upset you, but i'm slightly curious about the prohibited part... but it's prohibited.

theblackstrawberry

Well, that’s kind of how legally-binding things work.

They’re interesting because you’re not allowed to know about the subject matter.

Your problems with diabeetus are no concern to Santa.

Anonymous

Well, technically I don’t have any problems with it. It’s tragic to be certain, though.

Come on, ponies. If the set up doesn’t work, let it go. Don’t try and force your gag when it obviously failed.

Enough time for Oscar to finish college, I think? They're supposedly still working on the script, either way. I have hope.

patchoulol

Really? Huh.

Well, it obviously won’t be Ghostbusters unless Bill Murray is the main character. So I hope they can manage that, even with his age.

Will you tell me your life story?

theblackstrawberry

No.

Nothing against you. But even excluding the things I don’t even want to think about, there are legal issues; parts of my life I’m prohibited from talking about.

Have you ever experienced diabeetus?

Anonymous

Only one experience I can think of, really.

Well, I am pretty sure you're Lyra. You've received less accurate anonymous assessments. More importantly, how would you feel about Ghostbusters III existing, on a scale of dancing toasters to pink slimed and feeling like a million bucks?

patchoulol

Didn’t they do that with a video game recently?

I think too much time has passed, unfortunately.

Have you ever used your horn in a fight?

anon-pony-blog

Short answer: yes. Long answer…

Almost killing somepony, let alone somepony you cared about, is not a fun experience for a foal to live through.

I'm going to go jump over a bridge now... It was nice knowing you Lyra

Anonymous

Catch you on the flip side!

Of course, if you decide life is worth living, I’ll be right here.

Well, in that case, I would suggest that you play some of Red Orchestra 2. ((not sure if i should have put all of that into OOC but whatever. It really is a good game.))

twitchying

You know, I just heard about that today! Sounds interesting, but I don’t have any money right now.

I’ll have to stick with Deus Ex for the moment.

Yep, that's Lyra.

patchoulol

Uh, okay.

well, the lyrics can have a sexual interpritation, so yea. but its still a good song, just don't be singing along as your jogging

jmg1234-deactivated20140425

Never stopped me before.

Just about anything can be made into innuendo, if you look long enough.

But thanks for the heads up!

Lyra

Anonymous

Can I help you?