I was wondering if you would censor that! I almost, sort of, self-censored it, but I ended up deciding not to. Darn, I apologize. Though, I think that would be nice for you all. You and your little, heh, “family.”

It’s okay! I thought about just letting it through, but you know, slippery-slope and all.

He and I do need to spend more time alone too, though…

Is the illness you refer to your addiction to the soda? Or is it your actual illness which you mentioned coming down with?

Well… Caffeine just calms my nerves, is all. If I go too long without it, I don’t get jittery or anything, but I don’t have as much patience.

Alcohol is a good substitute, but it’s more expensive. Had to cut back.

Things are… interesting.

Not sure. He and I should really do something this weekend, though! Maybe even with Sweetie, Bon-Bon, and Tootsie.

I’m alright. My throat burns like hay from drinking this soda, but I nee~d it!

…

I have an illness…

[Ask is still on cooldown.]

[Ask is still on cooldown.]

[Ask is still on cooldown.]

Suppose to emulate an MMO combat-text interface. Let me know if anypony got the joke before I had to explain it.

Hello!

You have a strong accent. So forgive me ahead of time if I have to ask for certification.

I’m fine.

How are you?

If she did, it was for good reason.

Everything I knew was a lie.

I’m obviously making it more difficult on you.

You shouldn’t ask to see someone’s behind anyway!

Not the first time I’ve been asked.

You really wanna see it? Go ahead and look back through the three thousand plus posts I’ve made. I’ve posted it before.

Nothing I need to get off my chest. I’m fine.

Better now with that recording done and uploaded.

As soon as my arms grow to three times their current length and I can reach all the way around him, I’ll let you know what I find.

I did not know that, no.

But there’s no reason to be anxious! I’m pretty understanding, when you don’t say something ignorant and hateful to me about somepony I-…

Nevermind that last part.

Sweetie and I have been working on this since last night. Finished it tonight to try and relax.

I think it came out pretty well! Which is good, because this is not only in celebration of my three thousandth post, but also for four hundred followers!

Enjoy! Sweetie once again tearing it up on drums!

Edit: You can find a version with modified drums here, coupled with a drum modified Pokey Means Business.