Ask Lyra

but my mom put a blok ohn meh pornogapry. i nnneddz dat flank!

Anonymous

If she did, it was for good reason.

Everything I knew was a lie.

well, wyze don't youz just send meh the drin- i mean link.

Anonymous

I’m obviously making it more difficult on you.

You shouldn’t ask to see someone’s behind anyway!

letz see dat plot?

Anonymous

Not the first time I’ve been asked.

You really wanna see it? Go ahead and look back through the three thousand plus posts I’ve made. I’ve posted it before.

If you have something about someone you wanna get off your chest I find it best to say it in a different language, or make up a language and say it. You get it off your chest AND people will stop bugging you. I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR.

everpresentshades-blog

Nothing I need to get off my chest. I’m fine.

Better now with that recording done and uploaded.

Next time you hug Krastos, can you try and feel if there's a zipper on his back?

Anonymous

As soon as my arms grow to three times their current length and I can reach all the way around him, I’ll let you know what I find.

Sometimes I look at your blog, try to think of an interesting question, and fail miserably. That's ignoring when I'm too anxious to send one. I'll give you this, though: Did you know that you're my favorite color? That's not even a line or anything.

patchoulol

I did not know that, no.

But there’s no reason to be anxious! I’m pretty understanding, when you don’t say something ignorant and hateful to me about somepony I-…

Nevermind that last part.

90 plays

Sweetie and I have been working on this since last night. Finished it tonight to try and relax.

I think it came out pretty well! Which is good, because this is not only in celebration of my three thousandth post, but also for four hundred followers!

Enjoy! Sweetie once again tearing it up on drums!

Edit: You can find a version with modified drums here, coupled with a drum modified Pokey Means Business.