Get better soon!

Thanks!

Hope your stomachache goes away soon too!

you could put the band aid on your throat, but then you'd have to cut your hair afterwards...

I like my hair…

I dont really shed much... I'm a pretty clean cat. I wish I spent today hugging you though, I have to make up for it tomorrow. Good night though!

I wish I spent the day not being sick…

Good night!

I fell asleep the whole day under your chair while you were gaming... it's too late to go home right now because im scared to walk alone in the dark by myself.... i want to go back to sleep....

Go ahead back to sleep. I’m headed off myself.

Remember, the couch is open! Just… don’t shed all over it, if you can help it.

What game are you playing? <:

Why, Deus Ex: Pony Revolution of course!

Granted, I could have also been playing Minecraft or City of Ponies. But I’m near the end of Deus Ex.

Are you feeling better Ms. Lyra?

NOPE! I’m kinda losing it, to be honest!

Or at least I would be if this game wasn’t so awesome!

You know, when I can actually play it. In between blowing my nose.

So I just sneezed with my hooves up and got snot a~ll over my socks. My last pair of good socks too. So now I have to switch to the old ones with holes in them until morning.

You know, it’s not the big things, but the little things that really make you say, “[omitted] my life!”

Yeah… I’ve seen it. Though I wish you hadn’t.
Is this the kind of thing we’re just exposing to foals these days?

Yeah… I’ve seen it. Though I wish you hadn’t.

Is this the kind of thing we’re just exposing to foals these days?

Concerning Chairs

We are aware of the shortage of lab supplies, in particular chairs and stools. We have a new shipment coming in soon, and will keep you all updated. In the meantime, please refrain from using expensive lab equipment as a makeshift sitting apparatus. If you must insist on using a non-sanctioned sitting apparatus, please consider the tensile strength of materials present in the object in question in comparison to your own mass volumetric density.

In other words, stop breaking [redacted] with your fat [redacted].

xoxo

The Management

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This has been a reminder to buy Deus Ex: Pony Revolution at your earliest possible convenience. Thank you.

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askgildagriffon replied to your post: I had a question I wanted to ask you, but then I thought it went a bit foo far.
Your Favorite Toy Was A Stick. That’s Depressing.

You just made do with what you had. Remember, though, I grew up in a city. There weren’t a whole lot of trees.

I had a question I wanted to ask you, but then I thought it went a bit foo far. I'm going to think of something much more pleasant. Hmm... what was your favorite childhood toy?
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I… Don’t know…

Whatever it was probably got stolen or broke, though.

I bet it was this one really cool stick I had. Was shaped like a glaive-style spear! You know, with the blade that protrudes at the end and curves? Even had a knot where the shaft would theoretically meet the blade!

That thing was so cool…

Okay, so remember that question about an hour ago about putting cough drops into soda? Well, I did it a while ago and let the drink sit while I answered questions and read posts.

WHY ISN’T THERE A STRAWBERRY COLTA-COLA?! This is the bomb!

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askgildagriffon replied to your post: Haha ya know what The difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods is?
You Should’ve Just Edited Your Old Answer And Deleted This. That’s What I Would’ve Done.

I made a solid effort. Don’t really care about the outcome.

Don’t really know how to respond to either of these.

Don’t really know how to respond to either of these.

Haha ya know what The difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods is? Santa quits after three HOs! That is how you do a Santa Claus and Tiger Woods joke.

You got me. That’s much more streamlined!