Good i hope you head back home, right now! D: That coughing seems really serious to me! You shouldn't do any reckless things Lyra, i'm a bit worried there! ...I'll let the 'Sweetie' slide THIS one time! ><'

I’m back. Been back for a while now.

[Cough] [Cough]

Your right though. I shouldn’t have left. Sorry!

But, Rainbow, when I said Sweetie, I meant Sweetie Belle. Under the assumption that she reads my page and would see the message.

oh. my. [omitted]. this dues ex game is amazing.

garyyo answered:

grt lyra let you play deus ex. or if she wont let you do it anyway, remember to overwrite her savefile, thats how hardcore gamers do it.

… I’m watching you, mister…

Эй Лира! все в России любит тебя! есть хороший день!
Anonymous

So~ sorry! No idea what you’re saying!

I didn’t auto-translate that to make sure there weren’t any swears in it before posting. Nope. Not me.

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Anonymous

It’s just a jump to the left…

Well it's not as bad as the spellplague from the middle-ages... *brings up ponyMD on cloptop* Says your horn gets a magic infection and it messes up your lungs.

That’s lovely.

Let’s talk about something that doesn’t involve giving me nightmares…

So, uh, you were vaccinated against unicorn pneumonia as a kid right? Magic diseases are supposed to be tricky... That cough doesn't sound good.

You’re making that up.

There’s no such thing.

Right?

Hey Lyra! anon here to tell you that that Bon-Bon is perfect for you. you guys are quit nice together.
Anonymous

And that would be a lot more relevant, if I were gay.

Seriously, though? She’s like my sister at this point.

[Cough] [Cough]

Twelve shades of wrong.

[Cough]

Great… My chest is starting to hurt from coughing too much…

I need to lean back or something.

If you can't say legally I understand. I know there are a few things you're not allowed to speak about but if I find out this isn't one of them i'll be very disappointed in you. Wait is the reason why you were sent to Ponyville related to the other things you can't talk about?
Anonymous

How…?

I can’t talk about that.

Is it true that before you were a seapony, you were in fact a human that got caught in a maelstrom and whirlpool, only to be saved by flutterpony magic and turned into a seapony, where you played happily with bushwoolies and grundles in Ponyland?
Anonymous

No…

Just… No.

No more seapony. It’s not funny anymore. The joke peaked when that seapony Lyra made a tumblr.

Yes, but i'm already trying to cheer you up! So you don't need to be so groomy just enjoy what you have and don't think about the bad sides, Lyra!

Thank you… I’ll be fine.

[Cough] [Cough]

It sure is cold out here… I’m going to start back home.

Sorry for leaving without saying anything, Sweetie.

I want to admire your strong character and uncompromising attitude from a respectful and impersonal distance sooooo hard.
Anonymous

Oh… Um… Thank you…

[Cough] [Cough]

[Cough]

can you give us a little tease of the question you don´t want to answer for legal reassons???

“Legal”, should be clue enough.

I can honestly say, though, I’d be much better off if you didn’t dig too deep. I’d hate to have to leave Ponyville forever.

For legal reasons.

Impatient is still better than one moddy unicorn! >.>' So what makes you think you get to be an emotional "wrack" for the rest of the evening, rather thinking negativ don't we?

General trends observed over an extended period of time.

I’ve been around for a while, after all. I think I would know me pretty well.

Well Lyra... If you ever do need a teddy bear to hold on to... I'm always here for you.

A few more minutes and that offer will likely be taken up.

By the by, good news! Bon-Bon pointed me to some additional decongestion medicine! Shouldn’t be sneezing or running quite as much. Likely more pleasant for you.

Still a bit drippy, though.

I notice you avoided my question. Nice try Lyra but not nice enough! I demand to know why you were relocated.
Anonymous

Even I’m not willing to answer that.

Suffice to say, legal reasons. Not up for discussion.

Ever.