So, uh, you were vaccinated against unicorn pneumonia as a kid right? Magic diseases are supposed to be tricky... That cough doesn't sound good.
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You’re making that up.
There’s no such thing.
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Right?
Hey Lyra! anon here to tell you that that Bon-Bon is perfect for you. you guys are quit nice together.
Anonymous
And that would be a lot more relevant, if I were gay.
Seriously, though? She’s like my sister at this point.
[Cough] [Cough]
Twelve shades of wrong.
[Cough]
Great… My chest is starting to hurt from coughing too much…
I need to lean back or something.
If you can't say legally I understand. I know there are a few things you're not allowed to speak about but if I find out this isn't one of them i'll be very disappointed in you. Wait is the reason why you were sent to Ponyville related to the other things you can't talk about?
Anonymous
How…?
I can’t talk about that.
Is it true that before you were a seapony, you were in fact a human that got caught in a maelstrom and whirlpool, only to be saved by flutterpony magic and turned into a seapony, where you played happily with bushwoolies and grundles in Ponyland?
Anonymous
No…
Just… No.
No more seapony. It’s not funny anymore. The joke peaked when that seapony Lyra made a tumblr.
Yes, but i'm already trying to cheer you up! So you don't need to be so groomy just enjoy what you have and don't think about the bad sides, Lyra!
Thank you… I’ll be fine.
[Cough] [Cough]
It sure is cold out here… I’m going to start back home.
Sorry for leaving without saying anything, Sweetie.
I want to admire your strong character and uncompromising attitude from a respectful and impersonal distance sooooo hard.
Anonymous
Oh… Um… Thank you…
[Cough] [Cough]
[Cough]
can you give us a little tease of the question you don´t want to answer for legal reassons???
“Legal”, should be clue enough.
I can honestly say, though, I’d be much better off if you didn’t dig too deep. I’d hate to have to leave Ponyville forever.
For legal reasons.
Impatient is still better than one moddy unicorn! >.>' So what makes you think you get to be an emotional "wrack" for the rest of the evening, rather thinking negativ don't we?
General trends observed over an extended period of time.
I’ve been around for a while, after all. I think I would know me pretty well.
Well Lyra... If you ever do need a teddy bear to hold on to... I'm always here for you.
A few more minutes and that offer will likely be taken up.
By the by, good news! Bon-Bon pointed me to some additional decongestion medicine! Shouldn’t be sneezing or running quite as much. Likely more pleasant for you.
Still a bit drippy, though.
I notice you avoided my question. Nice try Lyra but not nice enough! I demand to know why you were relocated.
Anonymous
Even I’m not willing to answer that.
Suffice to say, legal reasons. Not up for discussion.
Ever.
An Answer, would be cool now! So, how ARE you? :)
Rather impatient, aren’t we?
I’m fine. Better than fine. It feels good to stretch every once in a while.
But in fairly short order, I’ll probably be an emotional wreck for the rest of the night.
I’m sure all will be well the subsequent morning.
So wait... You were at one time a sea pony... But then you got surgery and moved up to Canterlot where you became a government agent... And then you moved to Ponyville to keep tabs on Twilight Sparkle, all while dealing with personality relapses of your former seapony self? Wow, you've lived an... interesting life.
Anonymous
You should write a book.
You’re very creative.
Oh it's pretty relaxing, not muh up! And no i do not know, why would i ask then? Tell me, how are you really? :D
How am I really?
Hmm…
That is the question…
I thought you were sent from Canterlot to spy on Twilight by the Princess because she wanted to keep tabs on her because she's so magically powerful she's like a magic bomb waiting to go off. I'm probably wrong though because you'd be getting paid for that if that was the case so why did you get relocated?
Anonymous
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That’s quite a mouthful.
What strange stories ponies piece together in their spare time.
