I read the first sentence and had to stop. Then I read the rest and wished I’d just stopped entirely.

I don’t need to explain myself to anypony, thank you very much.

Short answer: no.

Long answer, there are worse things than being bullied.

Besides that, I had a bit of a violent streak in me. Ponies my age knew better than to take more than a few playful jabs.

Sweetie Belle isn’t my daughter. I’m just looking after her, like a guardian.

As far as the corner drugstore, but they’d better be on sale!

Wat.

Manager? What? Sweetie doesn’t have a manager!

Wait… Is this about that Colta-Cola advert? That was a one time spot. Contract is over and you know it too. Buzz off! You’re not taking advantage of a child!

Of course not!

Mostly because I don’t like horror movies.

Not bad. Could use a little work.

Oh, you know, they just can’t help their filthy, non-unicorn selves! It’s a shame really.

I never will be able to understand how any pony can seriously think that way. Anxious or nervous around other races? Fine. Judgmental? Maybe it’s conditioned, or reinforced during upbringing.

But to think you’re better than some pony else because of your race? That will never, ever add up.

Fruity stuff, mostly.

Expensive chocolate is awesome too! And fudge!

Strawberry cheese cake… And Strawberry shortcake ice cream!

If it has to be regular chocolate, like a cheap candy bar, caramel is a nice mix.

White chocolate is awesome too…

…

And I don’t have any of it… Well, ‘cept for this strawberry slushie.

This stuff is all relatively mild compared to what I was taking. It’s just more specialized; nasal spray and some antibacterial for now.

Tomorrow I’ll start taking something else with it, though. Not sure what effect it’ll have.

Edit: I’m back, by the way.

You must take me for a foal.

I could be hopped up on morphine and I’d still see through that loaf of bull!

Sorry, I don’t get the reference.

Headed back home soon. I have an upper respiratory infection. Got a bunch of stuff to take, though.

Back later.

All of my scorn…

I mean, erasing someone’s data is just mean to be mean!

Nevermind that the game is violent and they swear a lot!

Not that I haven’t seen foals exposed to worse games and walk away okay… But Sweetie’s sensitive!