Because I feel the need to individualize myself from the crowd and be openly different.

It’s not a bad thing, really. Whether they mean to or not, hipsters help keep underground artists afloat, or even boost them into the mainstream!

I’m not, though. I think Ditzy is.

Well, it isn’t a thing, it’s just copying and pasting.

I’ve answered this before though, and the answer was a little detailed… Let me see if I can find it.

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And… I can’t find it…

[Audiable Sigh]

Okay…

First you need the link you want to use. Copy that. Open a text post. Write the words you want to appear hyperlinked. Highlight that and click the chain icon on the menu above the text window (it’ll say Insert/edit link). Paste the link in there and hit +insert. Hit the HTML button and copy what you see. What you just copied is the code you need, already formatted.

Open the Customize window (or click here). Hit the Info tab and paste the code into the Description text window. Then just hit save in the upper right-hoof corner!

Keep in mind it might take a minute or two before any changes show up on your page.

And thanks again to letterstoapplebloom for sending me this message and the answer I gave so I could post it on my page and tag it for the future (I accidentally answered privately)!

Does she at least know you? You’ve spoken with her, right?

I had that problem once… Still do, I guess.

Last time we spoke didn’t end so well…

Sounds either very romantic, or like an obsession.

That doesn’t really have any bearing on anything. Everypony has a million and one faults.

Gums and your forehead have some key differences in malleability.

If a horn grew misaligned, it could be realigned with surgery.

Maybe I could help you find fault in her.

Or make you really angry!

Ha ha!

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Sorry.

Okay. Well, comment still stands.

Without giving names, anypony else you’re interested in?

The same thing that would happen if you straightened out the curve in a rib.

It would break and hurt like all hay come to Equestria.

I’m sorry to hear that.

I’ve found it’s best not to linger on it, though. Life is too short to wait on somepony who isn’t available.

Funny that you said pony first and then person, though.

Only a few of them are real, like the one I posted. It’s not terribly surprising, I like to photobomb!

All the drawing are… still pretty weird…

But after seeing the sea-pony ones, I’m mostly unphased now.

Edit: Oh! I found it in the link section on KYM.

Probably not.

That would leave Diamond Mint in a very awkward position.

First and third coltfriend.

First eventually returned the feeling; third only ever saw me as an object. He didn’t even care when I broke it off.