Are you into S&M?
Anonymous

Well… Question’s vague enough, I suppose…

No, but I like to lead.

Are you unionzed?
Anonymous

There isn’t a musician’s guild in Equestria.

There’s a test you have to pass every year, though, to get your name on a list of currently available musicians. Considering how few jobs I get, good luck finding any work at all without being on that list.

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askgildagriffon replied to your post: askgildagriffon replied to your post: So… I was…
I Knew It Was Gonna Be Nasty But I Asked Anyway And I Would Do It Again.

I figured if anypony would ask, it’d be you.

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askgildagriffon replied to your post: So… I was kinda hoping to work tomorrow (I even…

What Did You Spit Up?

A mouthful of mucus. Had to roll that warm, sticky stuff around in my mouth for a good seven seconds before I could get to the bathroom. Had just finished eating something good, when a salty, acidic taste just flooded my senses after a simple cough and stunned me.

So… I was kinda hoping to work tomorrow (I even found an open position). But considering what I just spat up I don’t think that’s happening.

Ugh… If I had to deal with it, you can at least hear about it…

Do you enjoy eggs?
Anonymous

No, but I love orange soda.

Why are you such a hipster?
Anonymous

Because I feel the need to individualize myself from the crowd and be openly different.

It’s not a bad thing, really. Whether they mean to or not, hipsters help keep underground artists afloat, or even boost them into the mainstream!

I’m not, though. I think Ditzy is.

Miss Lyra, how'd yew out stuff in yer sidebar? Ah cant find the thing that lets me do that... :c

Well, it isn’t a thing, it’s just copying and pasting.

I’ve answered this before though, and the answer was a little detailed… Let me see if I can find it.

And… I can’t find it…

[Audiable Sigh]

Okay…

First you need the link you want to use. Copy that. Open a text post. Write the words you want to appear hyperlinked. Highlight that and click the chain icon on the menu above the text window (it’ll say Insert/edit link). Paste the link in there and hit +insert. Hit the HTML button and copy what you see. What you just copied is the code you need, already formatted.

Open the Customize window (or click here). Hit the Info tab and paste the code into the Description text window. Then just hit save in the upper right-hoof corner!

Keep in mind it might take a minute or two before any changes show up on your page.

And thanks again to letterstoapplebloom for sending me this message and the answer I gave so I could post it on my page and tag it for the future (I accidentally answered privately)!

yeah that happened to me too. that was the first major bad thing in my life. i think i've decided to let this pony go... even though i love her, i dont know how she feels.

Does she at least know you? You’ve spoken with her, right?

most of the time i think she's too perfect for me though...

I had that problem once… Still do, I guess.

Last time we spoke didn’t end so well…

But as many faults as any other pony could find, I can still only see good...

Sounds either very romantic, or like an obsession.

No it's okay. But still, as much fault as you could find in her, I could find as many and a half in myself.

That doesn’t really have any bearing on anything. Everypony has a million and one faults.

is it possible to straighten it out like how you'd straighten teeth with braces?
Anonymous

Gums and your forehead have some key differences in malleability.

If a horn grew misaligned, it could be realigned with surgery.

not really... that is one of my main weaknesses... i can't seem to find fault in the pony i like, nor can i bare to look at any other pony that way which means im stuck until i can get over it.

Maybe I could help you find fault in her.

Or make you really angry!

Ha ha!

Sorry.

oh, my mistake, i meant pony :p

Okay. Well, comment still stands.

Without giving names, anypony else you’re interested in?