most of the time i think she's too perfect for me though...

I had that problem once… Still do, I guess.

Last time we spoke didn’t end so well…

But as many faults as any other pony could find, I can still only see good...

Sounds either very romantic, or like an obsession.

No it's okay. But still, as much fault as you could find in her, I could find as many and a half in myself.

That doesn’t really have any bearing on anything. Everypony has a million and one faults.

is it possible to straighten it out like how you'd straighten teeth with braces?
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Gums and your forehead have some key differences in malleability.

If a horn grew misaligned, it could be realigned with surgery.

not really... that is one of my main weaknesses... i can't seem to find fault in the pony i like, nor can i bare to look at any other pony that way which means im stuck until i can get over it.

Maybe I could help you find fault in her.

Or make you really angry!

Ha ha!

Sorry.

oh, my mistake, i meant pony :p

Okay. Well, comment still stands.

Without giving names, anypony else you’re interested in?

what would happen if you straightened out the twist of your horn?
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The same thing that would happen if you straightened out the curve in a rib.

It would break and hurt like all hay come to Equestria.

:( that's bad, i mean i like this one pony but i dont think she knows... and they already have a person, so i cant say anything even if i wanted to.

I’m sorry to hear that.

I’ve found it’s best not to linger on it, though. Life is too short to wait on somepony who isn’t available.

Funny that you said pony first and then person, though.

Hey, Lyra, I was just wondering about your apparent knowledge of Ponibooru. Doesn't it concern you that there is an entire tag dedicated to you, including real photographs of yourself? How did you come across this website?

Only a few of them are real, like the one I posted. It’s not terribly surprising, I like to photobomb!

All the drawing are… still pretty weird…

But after seeing the sea-pony ones, I’m mostly unphased now.

Edit: Oh! I found it in the link section on KYM.

Hay, whats going on in he.... :|

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can calling a pony a mint be the equivalent of calling a human a [use your imagination]? pretty please?

Probably not.

That would leave Diamond Mint in a very awkward position.

Did you ever like a pony when you knew they probably didn't like you?

First and third coltfriend.

First eventually returned the feeling; third only ever saw me as an object. He didn’t even care when I broke it off.

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Ha ha! Look, everypony! This mint admits it emits a minty smell! Point and laugh at her!
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do you know about music??

Nope. Don’t know a darn thing about it.

Seriously. Music is so vast that unless somepony devoted their entire life to it, nopony would know diddly about it.