askalula:

Best hang out ever. I just finished watching Episode 2 of Season 2. It. Was. AWESOME. Anyways, enjoy this update.

BTW, If you have submitted a question and it hasn’t been answered yet, I assure you that I’ll get to it.

Best drawing of Archer I’ve ever seen! Love that cape, you two!

Funny you should mention my broken hoof!

You see, I ran into Discord during that whole catastrophe earlier today. He said that while he could never agree with the results, he appreciated my methods of deception.

He altered reality and fixed my hoof!

Granted, he then struck me deaf and blind and threw me in a giant washing machine, but hey! Turned out great for me in the end! After everything was back to normal, my hoof was still fixed!

So I’m actually out jogging right now!

What about pigs?

Close, at least as far as I believe.

Let’s say from my perspective I have two apples, and they’re sitting in front of me. From your perspective, those might not be my apples, and they might not be sitting right in front of me.

But the apples are still there, even if you call them something else.

Random isn’t really something a pony can came up with on their own. Anything you might say that you’d believe to be random, is just pulled from a weighted, internal list of stock concepts. You’d need some form of aid, like flash cards to write on, to introduce a method of randomizing things. Even then, the result would just be a choice based upon your input, which words on the cards. It would only be a random pull from the sample.

Blow the whole thing up to a scale large enough to have every single word on a separate flash card, and things get really confusing.

Mysterious, on the other hand, is subjective. I suppose it could be mysterious from your perspective.

Uh…

Other than that doesn’t sound random or mysterious, knock yourself out!

Or selves out… Not entirely sure..

But cows have hooves.

Pinkie Pie has a train?

I mean, I knew about Applejack’s truck. And her strange cutout of Twilight…

But I hadn’t heard anything about Pinkie Pie owning a train!

Edit: Oh, but about your question, they teach you to keep both hooves on the wheel at 10 and 2, right?

That’s a good question.

Let me know if you come up with an answer.

Sounds to me like you’ve already had a bud or five too many.

She doesn’t look any different than anypony else. Most of us have identical body-builds.

She’s just white.

Bu-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du!

There’s a dog trapped in your guitar!

typeandprint submitted:

Print: Oh, sorry about that XD Just thought it was pretty interesting, I’ve never met a pony who played an instrument before…. I mean, Type can play harmonica, but…. you know. So, how are you?^^

I’m still getting over being sick, with a shatter hoof, while talking to the brother of the guy I don’t like, who I’ve never heard mentioned before. Personally, if I were you, I’d be insulted by that last part.

Though, if you want to talk to somepony who can play an instrument, they’re all over Canterlot. Even ones who can play the lyre.

Yeah.

Seems to be the way most conversations start with me.

Nah.

Not much for clubs.

Let me know if you form a cosh! Much more convenient.