Ask Lyra

Why would you have Sweetie in a baby carriage?

Anonymous

I wouldn’t, but it’s not a stretch to believe that she’s been in a carriage at some point in her life.

Hence, restudy your order of operations.

The rhyme never explicitly states that the two participants in the tree will be the ones associated with the third participant in the carriage.

Do you hate me?

paemerbiksem

Do you believe you’ve given me reason to do so?

Krastos and Lyra sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage then comes Sweetie in the baby carriage!

everpresentshades-blog

You need to review your order of operations.

Lyra, it's wonderful that your leg has recovered. Do you think maybe you, me, and Sweetie could possibly go out on a picnic tomorrow?

krastosthegluemaker-blog

We’d love to!

Oh wow so a pony who plays the lyre calls herself Lyra how clever. Shame every other pony with a Lyre cutie mark seems to think the exact same thing. I would of thought you'd be a bit more original.

Anonymous

Give me a break, brony. I was a foal when I started going by that!

I think the other Lyras’ might actually be named Lyra, though.

So are you gay for Bon-Bon now?

Anonymous

Still no.

Well… With harmony restored…

Ignore the last part of that clip.

not going to lie... that sounds completely nasty. i'm going to pass out on my couch for a bit now. talk to you later.

theblackstrawberry

Yeah, being tossed around in your own puke isn’t fun.

Later!

I say, fine lady, ever thought of wearing a bow tie? I think it would look quite spiffing on you if you matched it with your eyes!

velociraptorchap-deactivated201

No.

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No.

i feel so happy for you~ discord turned me into a pony for a few minutes. then when he got statue'd again i turned back into a cat.

theblackstrawberry

Was certainly a weird day.

Had to take a long shower to get the smell of vomit out of my coat and mane.

askalula:

Best hang out ever. I just finished watching Episode 2 of Season 2. It. Was. AWESOME. Anyways, enjoy this update.
BTW, If you have submitted a question and it hasn’t been answered yet, I assure you that I’ll get to it.

Best drawing of Archer I’ve ever seen! Love that cape, you two!

Funny you should mention my broken hoof!

You see, I ran into Discord during that whole catastrophe earlier today. He said that while he could never agree with the results, he appreciated my methods of deception.

He altered reality and fixed my hoof!

Granted, he then struck me deaf and blind and threw me in a giant washing machine, but hey! Turned out great for me in the end! After everything was back to normal, my hoof was still fixed!

So I’m actually out jogging right now!

Ah, but cows also have udders, you do not. Therefore you are a pony.

Anonymous

What about pigs?

Aren't nearly all descriptions based on belief and perspective? Despite that, I'll admit that I was pretty sure of being deliberate and transparent. Possibly, translucent.

patchoulol

Close, at least as far as I believe.

Let’s say from my perspective I have two apples, and they’re sitting in front of me. From your perspective, those might not be my apples, and they might not be sitting right in front of me.

But the apples are still there, even if you call them something else.

That's silly. Every action I claim is random and every person I claim is mysterious inherently exhibits those properties. How could it be any other way?

patchoulol

Random isn’t really something a pony can came up with on their own. Anything you might say that you’d believe to be random, is just pulled from a weighted, internal list of stock concepts. You’d need some form of aid, like flash cards to write on, to introduce a method of randomizing things. Even then, the result would just be a choice based upon your input, which words on the cards. It would only be a random pull from the sample.

Blow the whole thing up to a scale large enough to have every single word on a separate flash card, and things get really confusing.

Mysterious, on the other hand, is subjective. I suppose it could be mysterious from your perspective.