Ask Lyra

AHEM. My name is Doctor Frank Blank and as you can see by my oversize mustache and large trench coat, I am in no way Scootaloo and Applebloom in disguise. I was just wondering what all this here commotion is all about with a "Sweetie Belle" and a "Rarity"?

Anonymous

I’m not exactly in the greatest of moods right now.

Get off my front porch before I’m forced to ruin your evening.

Okay, can someone fill me in on the amount of idiocy Rarity has caused here/ I just got here and Gilda is flipping out, Basil and Rarity are smashing into Twilight's house and I think I just saw Derpy steal a bucket of muffins from Pinkie. Suffice it to say, I have no clue what is going on.

everpresentshades-blog

I’d recommend asking one of them. Probably shouldn’t mention it here, even now.

thegreatestandmostpowerful submitted:

Are you sure? Because if anything is wrong I’ll gladly help you.

Everything is taken care of, for now.

If you really want to help, go tell Twilight to fix this mess. She never should have told Rarity about that spell.

Wait what? What the heck is happening? Is Sweetie Belle alright? Where is she?

soundoflonesomeness

Everything is fine.

I tripped the circuit breaker to cut the power. Bon-Bon was a little upset, but I managed to trick the foals. Good thing Bon-Bon and I still have our smart phones.

Disaster averted, for now.

I have no idea what exactly is going on. But I am here and I will do anything possible to help.

krastosthegluemaker-blog

You are such a nice ol’ bear.

Everything is fine, though. Shame we couldn’t spend more time together last weekend, though.

Try your best to keep Sweetie Belle out of this. I'll try finding a way to fix myself, she doesn't have to know what I did..

rarityreplies-blog

Be sure that you do. Not that I don’t mind a little activity now and again, but playing secretary isn’t exactly what I had in mind.

Lyra? What's happening?...

hornuraakemi

Nothing to be concerned with.

A..ah'll take that... as a yes. Sorreh..

letterstoapplebloom-blog-blog

Not a problem, little one. Have fun. And try not to think too hard about anything you may have read.

whats going on? im confused? why did i just notice that sweetie belle is with you and not with rarity? is that a talking cat? oh wait, lsd, that explains everything...

garyyo

[Audible Inhale]

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Sounds like you’re all caught up. Glad we have an understanding.

Miss Lyra, what the hay is goin on? Or is it one'a them things best not fer me t' hear cause ah'm too young and also kind of a loudmouth?

letterstoapplebloom-blog-blog

NOTHING! NO ONE!

SWEETIE IS UNAVAILABLE FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE!

AHHHHH~!

That IS good news!!

theblackstrawberry

Not any more it isn’t! What am I supposed to do?! I’m freaking out!

LSD is working wonders for me, blue one~

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111

Celestia help me… I can’t take all of this!

Oh man... now I know where the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" came from... Curious george is lucky... he's a monkey.

theblackstrawberry

[Audible Sigh]

…

And I actually have work tomorrow… That was supposed to be good news…

Would it be possible to know when the next time Sweetie Belle is available?

theblackstrawberry

Unfortunately no.

I… I have no idea what to do…

…

Hold on.

rarityreplies replied to your post: askgildagriffon replied to your post:…

But I..I don’t know what to do. If I meet up with her..I know that wouldn’t help at all..

Somepony with a lot of magic. Twilight, Cel-…

No… That might not be a good idea… But Twilight has to know something. She gave you the book!

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I Really Hope She Hasn’t. She Deserves Better Than This.

Celestia [omitted]… As if there wasn’t enough going on…

rarityreplies replied to your post: Lyra? It’s me Rarity..I..Well is there a filly named Sweetie Belle at your home?

The day Basil got angry with me for fooling around with Twilight..The last time I did anything with her..I just—

Don’t. Don’t even say it.

I don’t care about anything else right now. I don’t care about how much it hurts. I don’t care if it slowly eats away at you inside. You find a way to fix this.