PFHHH! You sound like you're angry at Rarity for forgetting that little poopbag name Sweetie Belle. Honestly, I can't blame you though, seeing as though Rarity had the nerve of forcing her own daughter onto you. And as for Twilight Sparkle? How can you not love the mare?! She's sexy, snarky, and an all around good mare. And why yes, I have thrown a bag potato sack filled with kittens into a river recently. It was pretty fun.
Anonymous

A model citizen, everypony. Give him a round of applause.

To address your question, I blame Twilight for giving Rarity that book.

i haven't slept or eaten since yesterday... all i've done is pace, and now i've got a moat around my house... i just feel so terrible still

You didn’t do anything wrong! Sometimes bad things have to happen sooner rather than later, that’s all.

So Lyra... Are you gonna follow the recent trend of unicorns that are in inter-species and have an affair? It would be awesome if there was a love triangle between you, Twilight, and Rarity.
Anonymous

I don’t think so.

I’m not too terribly pleased with either of them right now.

I can’t hide the truth forever, Rarity. Do you have your memory back yet?

you and me minty, we got to do something about this anon thing, they be really getting to me.

Take two chill pills and call me in the morning!

Seriously, you’re taking things too personally.

Good morning Lyra

Who’s morning, sucka?! Yours or mine?!

I’m just playing! How are you?

Are you a packet of spearmint gum that has assumed the form of a pony? The evidence is certainly there.
Anonymous

Uh huh…

Going to sleep now… Interesting day at work…

I assume you’re still asleep, Gilda. So I’m going to sleep on Bon-Bon’s bed.

Can’t forget the meeting tomorrow either…

Well, it's just one problem after another now, isn't it? It's quite strange to see all these arguments just erupt out of nowhere.

When it rains it pours, agent. You should know that all too well.

yeah i just died about three times by falling. im getting this parachute thingy.

Let’s just say there’s an optional area before you leave China that you’ll need the strength augment and Icarus to reach.

But if you get there, you’ll find something that will make things much easier.

Just got to china, this game can barely run native resolution on my compy. also seems like china is a fan of high up places

Do you have augmented strength? If you do I think you can use it to get to anywhere you need height to reach by moving large objects.

Get the Icarus.

Sweet Celestia! Do any of these ponies besides capable of having a heart?
Anonymous

I believe you missed a word somewhere. Not sure what you’re saying.

Why are you wasting your time trying to counsel Gilda? She's never gonna fly again... Metaphorically speaking.
Anonymous

Aren’t you a beacon of sunshine on a dreary day?

Throw any potato sacks filled with kittens into the river lately?

completely unrelated but should i get the super jumpy augment or the parachute augment? DX pony revolution

Depends where you are in the game.

My first playthrough I got the Icarus first. Second time I got the Jump Enhancement. Icarus will generally be more useful, if you explore a lot. You’ll want both, though.

sure thing minty! will do, i got the message. you so know where this doctor lives?

Can’t say that I’m concerned with that at the moment.

..I'm a girl. And I'm possibly almost related to a green older pony you might know. POSSIBLY. Maybe. Probably not.

I take it your avatar isn’t a reflection of your identity.

That or a cat is somehow, “possibly almost” related to a pony.

I believe I know the mare in which you speak, though.

Crap, you caught me. I'm you secret admirer. I was hopin-Wait. He went to jail? This is a story that needs to be told. How did you get mixed up with this guy?

The story has been told, along with a few related ones.

If you dare.